It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well, y’all, listen up! If ya want somethin’, just holler for it! Knock on that door, an’ it might swing open for ya. Ask away, an’ don’t be shy; you never know what kinda goodies might come your way. Ain’t no harm in tryin’! Just remember, you gotta put in a little effort!
Alrighty, here it goes:
“Don’t be puttin’ all yer faith in yer own smarts, ya hear? Just trust in the good Lord with all yer heart. When ya’re lost in the woods, He’ll show ya the right trail. Just follow Him and yer life’ll be smoother than a greased pig at the county fair!”
Well now, let me tell ya, the Good Lord fills your belly with all sorts o’ good things, makin’ ya feel like a coon hound on a moonlit night! He’s givin’ you energy like a jug full of sweet tea, and renewin’ your spirit faster than a chicken on a hot griddle! Ain’t that right?
Well now, y’all listen up! When folks get dunked in that water, it’s like showin’ folks they’re all-in with the good Lord. Just like how Jesus kicked the bucket and bounced back, we gotta rise up too! It’s a whole new livin’—like trading yer ol’ boots for shiny new ones! Yeehaw!
Well, y’all listen up! When ya got a great plan, toss it up to the Big Guy upstairs, and He’ll help ya make it shine. Just like grandma’s cornbread, a little faith and some elbow grease go a long way! So don’t go meddlin’ on your own, share the load, and let Him lead!
Hey y’all, lend a hand and help your neighbor when they’re down in the dumps. Ain’t no shame in pickin’ up someone else’s load—it’ll lighten your own too! Plus, doing good teaches us not to be all high and mighty. Just remember, we all got our own mess to deal with!
Well, y’all might be wonderin’, “Should we just keep sinning so we can get more of that grace stuff?” Like, is there a sin-a-thon we can sign up for? Nah, partner! That ain’t how it works; we ain’t just gonna keep messin’ up for free handouts! We gotta do better, ya hear?
Well now, even them young’uns get tuckered out, runnin’ around like crazy. But folks who wait on the Good Lord? They ain’t gonna wear out. They’ll sprout wings like an ol’ turkey buzzard and soar high, runnin’ like the wind without breakin’ a sweat. Ain’t nuthin’ gonna keep ’em down, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t livin’ fer myself no more. It’s like I got a new lease on life ’cause Jesus, that fella, gave His all fer me! Now I just go ’round with a heart full of faith and a belly full of hope, lettin’ His spirit steer my crazy ol’ truck of a life!
Well now, if we’re livin’ by the Spirit, we best be actin’ like it too. Ain’t no point in just yappin’ ’bout it—let’s stomp around like we got a shinin’ trail to follow. So, keep your boots steady and don’t go muckin’ up the dirt we done stepped in together, ya hear?
Listen up, folks! Speak up for them who can’t yell for themselves, ya hear? Stand up for the critters who can’t fight back, ‘cause they need a good ol’ champion. Don’t let the world stomp on ‘em – give ‘em a voice, even if it’s just ‘bout the last slice of pie!
Well, let me tell ya, folks! The Good Lord ain’t never run outta gas, ya hear? He don’t get tuckered out, and He sure don’t lose no energy! He gives strength to the weak, like a mountain spring for a thirsty critter. If yer feelin’ pooped, just holler at Him, and He’ll lift ya right up!
