Well now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s odd, but ol’ Satan can sure strut his stuff, lookin’ like an angel of light. He’s slicker than a greased pig at a county fair, foolin’ folks into thinkin’ he’s pure as Grandma’s apple pie. Just watch out, ‘cause he ain't what he seems, y’all!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well I reckon if ya got yerself right with the Big Guy upstairs, you’ll be a-tradin’ peace like it’s goin’ outta style. Ain’t no need for no worryin’ or fussin’ when ya got that sweet deal goin’ on. Just gotta have faith, y’all, and you’ll be singin’ praises all day long.
Don’t git yer britches in a twist, but let the good Lord’s Spirit fill yer up, y’all! No cussin’, fussin’, or actin’ like a ding-dong. Jes’ be kind-hearted, forgivin’, and show some love, ya hear? It’s like givin’ yer granny a big ol’ hug, only better ’cause it’s for everybody!
Listen up, y’all. If’n ya search fer the Lord with all yer heart an’ soul, ya gonna find Him. Just keep yer eyes peeled an’ stay focused on Him. Don’t be gettin’ sidetracked by shiny distractions or earthly temptations. God’s waitin’ fer ya to come a-knockin’, so git to it!
Well I reckon them big wigs done messed up tellin’ folks what ta do. They thought they was in charge, but the Good Lord’s plan always prevails. Ain’t no one gonna stop us from spreadin’ the word and doin’ God’s work. Yeehaw, praise the Lord, don’t mess with us hillbillies!
Stay away from them shifty paths, don’t let yer feet wander off into swampy territory. Keep yer eyes straight ahead, don’t git sidetracked by nothin’ temptin’. Watch where yer goin’, and stay on the right path like a crawdad skitterin’ through the mud – ya hear?
When y’all gets riled up, don’t let the sun go down on yer anger, ’cause that’ll just give the devil a foothold. Keep yer cool, don’t let ‘im win. If yer mad, just chill out and don’t let it fester none. It ain’t worth it, y’all hear?
“Well, Jesus done up and died for our sins, but don’t ya worry none, he also rose from the dead to save us all. So, reckon we all can rest easy knowin’ we’re in good hands. Ain’t that just the bee’s knees?”
Well, let me tell ya somethin’, Jesus said, “Pay ‘tention to wat ya hear. Tha more ya listen, tha more ya learn. Them who got open ears gonna get plenty o’ knowledge, but them who ain’t listenin’ gonna end up dumb as a box o’ rocks.” True story, y’all!
“Now listen up, y’all. God’s lookin’ for folks who worship in spirit and truth, not just with a bunch o’ fancy words. God’s on the hunt for true worshipers who really mean it. God’s a spirit, so them that worship him gotta do it in spirit and truth, ya hear?”
Give up your ol’ ignorant way of livin’ and let your brain clear like a fresh mountain stream. Get rid of the rotten thinkin’ and let yerself be renewed in the spirit of yer mind, like a good soak in the ol’ hot spring.
“Anybody who loves God should also love their kinfolk. There ain’t no way ’round it – us’n folk can’t love God and hate our brothers and sisters. So y’all better start showin’ some love to your neighbors if you wanna please the good Lord up yonder.”
“God, he thar in the sky, he’s allus takin’ care of us here on ‘erth. Furs I’m mighty thankful fer all the good things he’s done fer us, and I’m jus’ gonna give him all the credit and thanks he deserves, ’cause he’s the best.” (Philippians 4:20, Hillbilly Version)
