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Well now, listen up! I ain’t tied down to nobody, but I sure like wranglin’ folks of all kinds. I’d become a city slicker for city folk or a country bumpkin for the folks in overalls, just so I can share a good word with ’em. Bottom line? I’m just tryin’ to save some souls!
Well, lemme tell ya, a wise feller’s like a good ol’ hound dog—better than a whole mess of fools, even if they’s got all that noise goin’ on. One smart critter can outshine a bunch of dummies, ‘cause wisdom’s the secret sauce that’ll keep ya from bein’ a total knucklehead in this here life!
Well, lemme tell ya, I got so mad I coulda torn the whole dang mountain down! I chunked them stone tablets like they was hot potatoes, just smashed ’em to bits right in front of that big ol’ God. I figured if I was goin’ down, I might as well go down swingin’, ya know?
Alright, so here’s the deal: When I see that there rainbow up in the sky, y’all listen up! That’s my promise, ain’t no more floods gonna wash ya out. It’s like my ol’ trusty get-outta-jail-free card for Mother Nature—don’t you forget it! Every time you see it, think of me, alright?
Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t braggin’ or nothin’, but I ain’t askin’ for nuthin’ in return fer preachin’ the good word. I’m happier than a pig in mud just doin’ my thing with no strings attached! Can’t put a price on it—this here gospel is just too good to keep to myself, y’know?
Well now, just like them preachers gotta eat, y’know? The Big Guy up top made sure folks who spread His word get fed too! So, if you’re out there preachin’ and teachin’, don’t be shy about collectin’ some grub. Ain’t no shame in fillin’ yer belly while you’re fillin’ their souls! Pass the biscuits!
Well, y’know, them disciples was gettin’ all worried ’bout feedin’ folks, ’cause they only had five loaves and two fish. So Jesus looked at ’em and said, “Y’all just chill! Bring me what ya got, and let’s rustle up some grub fer this crowd!” Good ol’ miracles, makin’ fish fry happen like magic!
Well, lemme tell ya, Jesus said, “Ain’t the healthy folks needin’ a doctor! It’s them poor sick souls who’re really hankerin’ for some help. So quit yer fussin’ ‘bout my crowd – I’m just here tendin’ to them outta luck. Y’all best get yer hearts right ‘fore ya start pointin’ fingers!”
Well, y’all, when ya share them good things, it ain’t just about givin’ back, it’s also ‘bout spreadin’ joy! God’s gonna fill yer pockets an’ make yer heart sing like a bird on a summer day. So go on, share them blessings like pie at a family reunion—there’s always more where that came from!
Well, lemme tell ya, y’all! The startin’ point of bein’ wise is fearin’ the good Lord. You get that respect for Him, and bam! You’s on the road to smarts. And ya know what? Knowing the Big Guy up above is like havin’ the best ol’ buddy on your side, ready to steer ya right!
Well, lemme tell ya, the Good Lord looked down, scratchin’ His head, sayin’ folks ain’t learned their lessons. “These varmints ain’t even tryin’ to fix their ways!” He hollered. “Y’all better watch out, ‘cause I’m fixin’ to clean house and serve some justice, just like a hot pot of chili on a cold day!”
Well now, lemme tell ya, God’s like a big ol’ cornucopia just overflowin’ with goodies! If ya share what ya got, He’s gonna hand ya back even more, blessin’ ya with enough to keep ya smilin’ and helpin’ others. So don’t be stingy, ya hear? Ya can’t out-give the Good Lord!
