Well now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s odd, but ol’ Satan can sure strut his stuff, lookin’ like an angel of light. He’s slicker than a greased pig at a county fair, foolin’ folks into thinkin’ he’s pure as Grandma’s apple pie. Just watch out, ‘cause he ain't what he seems, y’all!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Ah reckon if’n y’all dun believin’ in Jebus, ya kin be knowin’ fer shore dat y’all got eturnal life comin’ yer way. Y’all kin shore as a possum in a pawpaw tree be knowin’ dat da Good Book dun sez so, ‘cuz it don’t lie like a dog on a hot day.
Listen up, y’all! ‘Round these parts, we reckon you should show some dang respect for them folks who work hard and lead ya in the ways of the Good Book. Treat ’em right and give ’em props, ya hear? They’s lookin’ out for ya, so don’t go stirrin’ up no trouble!
Lordy, bless us with yer love and protection, like a mighty shield ‘gainst them varmints tryna bring us down. Give us joy and happiness, so our hearts can be light as a feather floatin’ on a breeze. Thank ya kindly, Lord, for watchin’ over us like a mama hen over her chicks. Amen.
Timothy 5:10 ‘Sister Sally done helped them folks in need, she cooked, cleaned, and sasparilla did feed. She done washed the feet of them holy saints, her good deeds brought her lots of thanks and ain’t no doubt she’s heaven-bound, cause Sister Sally’s the best ’round town.’
Don’t ya worry ’bout no wrath from the Big Guy upstairs, y’all. We hillbilly folk ain’t meant ta suffer none. He sent his son, Jesus, down here ta save us from all that. So keep ya chins up, kinfolk, and live it up in them hills, ’cause we ain’t destined fer no dang punishment!
Now I tell you what, God showed his love for us hillbillies when he sent his son to die for us while we was still a bunch of sinners. Ain’t that somethin’! I reckon that’s some mighty fine lovin’ right there, y’all best believe it!
Don’t y’all worry ’bout a thang, sugarcakes, ’cause the good Lord’s got yer back. Just hand over alla yer problems to him and let him do his thang. He’ll take care of ya, I reckon. So relax, take a load off, and leave it all in his capable hands, ya hear?
Now listen up, y’all. The Good Lord done said, “I am yer God, no other gods before me.” And he also said, “No idols or worshipping stuff.” So don’t be gettin’ all distracted by them shiny things, focus on the big man upstairs, y’hear?
Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about Romans 5:5 – it says that God done poured out His love into our hearts through the Holy Spirit. And let me tell ya, that love ain’t like moonshine, it’s pure and powerful, y’all! Ain’t nothin’ can beat it, I tell ya what!
In Micah 5:4 it says, “And he shall stand and feed his flock in the strength of the Lord, in the majesty of the name of the Lord his God.” Basically, that feller’s gonna tend to his critters with the Lord’s power and fancy name, y’all. Yeehaw, praise the Lord!
Lord, every morning I holler at ya, ’cause I know you’re listenin’ to me at the crack of dawn. I’m just waitin’ for ya to give me a nod and tell me it’s all gonna be alright. I trust in ya, Lord, ’cause you’re my only hope.
Ya’ll better hush up and listen good when ya talk to the good Lord upstairs. Don’t be lettin’ ya mouth run off with empty promises, ’cause He ain’t takin’ kindly to foolin’ ’round. So keep them words few and true, lest ya end up eatin’ crow!
