Well, let me tell ya, folks: A fella might come up with all sorts of plans in his noggin, thinkin' he’s got it all figured out. But it’s the Good Lord up yonder who’s holdin’ the remote, makin’ sure our boots go where they’re s’posed to. Ain’t that a hoot?
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Now ya’ll listen up, in Deuteronomy 7:21 it says, “Oh lawd y’all don’t be scared o’ them big ol’ enemies, ya know the ones with pitchforks and fire. The good Lord gonna be with ya, gonna fight for ya, gonna give ya the victory. So don’t you worry none, just trust in Him, y’hear?”
Well shucks, ain’t nobody perfect down here on this dirt ball we call Earth. We all done messed up along the way, ain’t no doubt ’bout it. So don’t be actin’ all high and mighty ’cause you done sinned too, y’hear? Just gotta do better next time, that’s all.
Y’all done seen how the Lord done showed His mighty pow’r in front of y’all. He done took care of them varmints, makin’ sure they ain’t causin’ no more trouble. So don’t be afeard, just trust in the good Lord Almighty, and He’ll keep on protectin’ y’all.
Well, I reckon in them days, the saints o’ the Most High gon’ take over and inherit the kingdom fer all eternity. They gon’ be livin’ it up and reignin’ like kings, no doubt ’bout it. Yessir, we gonna be havin’ ourselves a good ol’ time up there, no ifs, ands, or buts.
And the Lord done wiped away every tear from their eyes, y’all. Ain’t gonna be no more cryin’ or pain ’round here, no siree! ‘Cause the Lamb gonna lead them straight to the water fountain of life, and they gonna be feelin’ fine as frog hair!
Well I’ll be dang, y’all seen how that there Jesus brought ol’ boy back to life? Folks was scared stiff, but then they started yappin’ ’bout God visitin’ His people. Yessir, they was all jist full of awe and wonder, reckon they knew they done seen somethin’ mighty special that day.
Jesus done told them folks straight up, ain’t nothin’ you put in your mouth gonna make you dirty. It’s what’s comin’ outta your heart that gets you in trouble. So watch yer words, y’all, ’cause they reveal what’s really inside ya. Keep it clean, now, ya hear?
Now listen up, y’all. If’n my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves, pray, and turn from their wicked ways, then I’ll hear ’em from heaven, forgive their sin, and heal their land. It’s as simple as that, folks. Git ‘er done!
Well, listen here y’all, the Good Book says to take the narrow road ’cause the wide one leads to trouble. It’s like pickin’ apples, only the few find the good ones. So put on them cowboy boots and stay away from them shiny distractions, ’cause that narrow road’s the way to heaven, y’all.
Y’all reckon you should treat folks how you wanna be treated. Ain’t that the golden rule, y’all? So don’t be actin’ like a horn-swagglin’ varmint, treat others with respect ‘n kindness. ‘Cause the good Lord knows, ain’t nobody wanna be treated like a snake in a henhouse!
Well shoot, Ah ain’t got no peace, Ah cain’t keep quiet; Ah’m fixin’ to holler like a coon dawg all night long! Ah reckon Ah’m plum tuckered out, Ah just can’t catch no break. Ah reckon Ah’m gonna have to let out a holler and vent all my woes.
And they hollered with a mighty loud voice saying, “Yeehaw! Blessins’ and glory and wisdom and thanks and honor and power and might be unto our Lord forever and ever, Amen!” Git along, little doggies, praise the good Lord up yonder, hoo-wee!
