It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well, lemme tell ya, I’ve been dirt poor an’ livin’ high on the hog. Whether I’m eatin’ grits or fancy chow, I’ve learned to roll with it. Ain’t nuthin’ I can’t handle, ‘cause I’m backed by the Good Lord, who gives me strength, even if I’m just a simple country fella!
Well, lemme tell ya, if all we got is hope in Jesus for this life here on Earth, we’re in a heap of trouble, y’all! I mean, if this is all there is, then we might as well kick the dust off our boots and go fishin’ ‘cause life ain’t lookin’ too bright, no sir!
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! A while back, this feller named Paul said he passed on the real deal about Jesus. Y’see, He kicked the bucket for our sins, just like the good book says. Then, He popped back up on the third day—yup, showed up to some folks, all shiny-like! Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, y’all, here’s the deal: I told ya’ll ‘bout that good news, and if y’all hold onto it like a possum in a poke, then y’all gonna be saved, sure as shootin’. Just remember, it ain’t no tall tale! It’s the stuff that makes the heart do a jig, I tell ya!
Well, ya see, God don’t pick the sharpest tools in the shed, no sir! He goes fer them good ol’ underdogs, the folks nobody fancy, to show the bigshots just how little they know. It’s like takin’ the scraggly rooster instead of the showbird, just to make ‘em squawk real loud! Ain’t that a hoot?
