Well now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s odd, but ol’ Satan can sure strut his stuff, lookin’ like an angel of light. He’s slicker than a greased pig at a county fair, foolin’ folks into thinkin’ he’s pure as Grandma’s apple pie. Just watch out, ‘cause he ain't what he seems, y’all!
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In themh werds of ol’ John 5:25, he done said, “Y’all’s reckon gotta listen up! Them spirits gon’ hear the reckonin’, and them folks who reckon right ’bout the good Lord gon’ find themselves a-reckonin’ eternal life, yessiree!” So, lemme tell ya, listen up and start reckonin’ right!
Well let me tell y’all sumthin’, them that belongs to Jesus Christ done gone and nailed their sinful nature to the cross. They ain’t lettin’ it take over no more, you hear? They walk in the spirit, not in their fleshly desires. Ya’ll gotta do the same, hear? Amen!
Well now y’all, may the Good Lord himself, who’s got yer back and yer front, keep yer whole dang self – body, spirit, and soul – in tip-top shape for the big shindig when our Savior Jesus comes back for us. Yessir, reckon we gotta be full-on ready fer that hootenanny!
Well let me tell ya, fruits a’ the spirit are love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, n’ self control. Like a frog on a hot rock, these here qualities should be growin’ in ya heart like weeds in a cornfield. Git to harvestin’ them fruits, y’all! Amen y’all!
Cletus went on and said, “God done turned me into a good ol’ boy, even though I ain’t worth nothin’. He took my mess of sin and swapped it for some holiness. Now I can strut around like I own the place, all thanks to that there Jesus feller.”
If’n ya turn a sinnin’ brother back ta the righteous way, ya done saved ‘im from a mess a trouble an’ stavin’ off a whole heap a sins. Way to go, buddy! Remember: coverin’ up them wrongs and bringin’ ’em back is a mighty good deed in the Lord’s eyes. Yeehaw!
Jesus said to that feller, “Go on back to yer kinfolk and tell ’em all ’bout the great things the Good Lord done for ya.” And that feller went on his way, spreadin’ the word ’bout Jesus like a country boy shoutin’ from a mountaintop.
One day, them boys tried to get Jesus in the door but couldn’t ’cause it was too crowded. So, they done took off the roof and lowered him down right in front of Jesus. Now, that’s some hog-tyin’ and fixin’! Bet them folks didn’t see that comin’!
Well I reckon, if’n y’all are in Jesus, y’all a whole new critter! The old y’all is gone, and a brand spankin’ new y’all done come. It’s like the Good Lord done hit the reset button on yer ol’ self and gave y’all a fresh start. Praise Jesus!
Y’all best let yer light shine like a firework on the Fourth of July, so folks can see yer good works and give praise to the Man upstairs. Don’t go hidin’ that light under a bushel, ’cause that ain’t helpin’ nobody. Let it shine, y’all! Let it shine!
Y’all best be payin’ attention and makin’ the most of every dang day, ’cause you ain’t gettin’ no do-over. Walk straight and don’t be no dummy, makin’ yourself look like a plum fool. Live wisely, not like a drunkard at the hoedown.
Y’all turn from evil and do good, so the Lord God almighty might show ya mercy on judgement day. If y’all keep on ignorin’ Him, He gonna get mighty ticked off, and there ain’t no tellin’ what He gonna do. So best shape up and start actin’ right, ya hear?
