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Well, y’see, folks, don’t go forgettin’ to be nice to strangers ‘n all, ‘cause ya never know when ya might be sharin’ a plate o’ fried chicken with an angel in disguise! So put on that big ol’ smile, offer ‘em some sweet tea, ‘n keep your doors wide open, ya hear?
Hey, God, I reckon you wanted me to hang out with folks you’ve given me, them that ain’t in the way, ‘cause I’ve been wishin’ they could be with me, seein’ all the glory you handed me. We sure have a good time together, don’t we? It’s like a family reunion up in heaven!
Well now, Jesus said, “Y’all should be as tight as peas in a pod, just like me and the Big Guy upstairs. Folks will know we’re kin when they see how we love each other. Ain’t no better way to spread the word than bein’ one big happy family, just like a barn full of chickens!”
Alright, y’all listen up! Don’t just sit there like a bump on a log, hearin’ what’s right and then forgettin’ it faster than a cat chasin’ a laser pointer. You gotta get out there and put them good words into action, or you might as well be talkin’ to a stone. Now git to it!
“Well done, ya good ol’ faithful critter! You took care of a few chickens, now I’m fixin’ to trust ya with the whole dang farm! Come on in, kick off yer boots and enjoy the good life. Ain’t nothin’ like a little hard work to get ya a front-row seat to the fun!”
Well now, listen here, folks! Jesus is prayin’ for all y’all who believe in Him, askin’ the Big Guy upstairs to let us all be one big happy family, just like Him and the Father. So let’s all git along, be united, and show the world we ain’t just a bunch of crazies! Yeehaw!
Hey there, listen up! The Good Lord’s got somethin’ to say: “Don’t fret, y’all! I gotcha covered! You’re mine, and when you cross them rivers and face them fires, I’ll be right there with ya. Nothin’ can take ya from me, so keep your boots on and keep on truckin’!”
Well now, just like You sent me out to do Your good work, I’m sendin’ them folks out to spread the word too. It’s kinda like lettin’ a pack of hound dogs loose in the woods – they’re gotta go out there and roust up them sinners and bring ’em back home, bless their hearts!
Hey y’all, don’t go thinkin’ you can get back at folks on your own! Just wait for the Good Lord to sort ‘em out. Trust me, He’s got a way of handle’n things that even us hillbillies can’t mess with—so be patient and let the Big Guy do the heavy liftin’!
Well, lemme tell ya, it’s better to have a lil’ bit with the Good Lord than a whole heap o’ riches without Him. The upright folks, they got it made; God’s got their backs, and they’ll be lookin’ mighty fine while them rascals who do wrong are just waitin’ to trip over their own boots!
Well now, Lord, don’t be takin’ ‘em outta this here world, ya know? Just keep ‘em safe from all them ruckus and trouble that’s gonna come their way. This ol’ world can be a wild ride, so just protect ’em like a mama hen keeps her chicks close, y’all! Amen to that!
Well, I done lived my life proper-like, doin’ what I was supposed to do. I ain’t just runnin’ ‘round like a chicken with its head cut off! I brought glory to You, Lord, just like You asked. So now, it’s time for me to get my shine on up in Heaven. Yeehaw!
