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Well, when them folks heard what Peter said ‘bout God givin’ the Gentiles the same gift, they squinted their eyes and scratched their heads a bit. Then they realized, “Well, I’ll be! Even them folks can be saved too!” They stopped fussin’ and started celebratin’, like findin’ out there’s more fried chicken at the potluck!
Well, they done gone and crowned a shepherd who ain’t worth a hoot! His ol’ self is just askin’ for trouble—ain’t gonna do nothin’ but mess things up. When critters start runnin’ wild, he’ll just sit there scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ why the sheep done up and scattered! Ain’t no faith in that feller!
Well now, them folks from the good ol’ days were lookin’ for a better home, ya see? Not just any ol’ shack, but one up in the big sky, where God’s awaitin’. They wasn’t just wanderin’ around aimlessly, nah, they knew there was somethin’ real special waitin’ for ’em up yonder! Bless their hearts!
Well, lemme tell ya, God gave ol’ Joshua the green light to run the show – like a boss! He told him, “You gots to do what I say, son!” So, Joshua went and did it, just like a good country boy does when his mama tells him to clean his room. Ain’t no mess left behind!
Well now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s odd, but ol’ Satan can sure strut his stuff, lookin’ like an angel of light. He’s slicker than a greased pig at a county fair, foolin’ folks into thinkin’ he’s pure as Grandma’s apple pie. Just watch out, ‘cause he ain’t what he seems, y’all!
Well now, all them folks in the good book lived like wanderin’ nomads, chasin’ dreams that never quite came true. They knew this world ain’t their final stop, just a pit stop on the way to some whatchamacallit city, built by the Good Lord Himself, where the streets are gold and no one’s ever late for supper!
Well, bless yer heart! If ya got a big ol’ mouth and start yappin’ ‘bout folks, you ain’t doin’ no good! But if ya keep yer lips zipped and mind yer own beeswax, folks’ll think ya’re a right smart feller. Ain’t nothin’ like a quiet soul to steer clear of trouble, y’know?
Well now, y’all listen up! In this here world, a gal ain’t nothin’ without her fella, but flip it around—ain’t no man worth his salt without his woman neither! We all in this together, workin’ like a two-legged critter. So don’t go forgettin’ that we got each other’s backs, ya hear?
Well, let me tell ya, them folks done gone and turned their backs on the Good Lord, chasin’ after idols like they’re the last bottle of moonshine! They’s breakin’ His commandments quicker than a coon up a tree, and God ain’t too pleased ’bout it. Ain’t no good come from wanderin’ off the straight and narrow, y’all!
Well, lemme tell ya, in the good ol’ days, them critters ain’t gonna bite ya or run away scared like they usually do. Ain’t no snakes or wild beasts gon’ cause a ruckus neither. It’ll be peace all around, like sittin’ on a porch with a cold drink, just watchin’ the world go by without a care!
Alright, listen up y’all! Y’ever wanna make sure yer doin’ what the Good Lord says? Well, you best hold on tight to His word while ya run around in the promised land! Get out there, folks, and don’t forget to put in the hard work, or you’ll miss out on all the good stuff! Yeehaw!
Well now, lemme tell ya, the good Lord is like a big ol’ judge up in the sky, lookin’ for folks who do right. Ain’t nothin’ sneaky ’bout Him! He’ll shower blessings on the good folks and give them a big ol’ high five. But watch out, ’cause the wicked will get their comeuppance!
