Well now, listen up, y’all! If ya believe in me, even when ya kick the bucket, ya ain't really gone. So if yer sittin’ on a porch drinkin’ sweet tea ‘n wonderin’ ‘bout what’s next, just know I’m here to say, life continues, honey! Ain’t no grave gonna stop ya from chattin’ with me!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well now, listen up, y’all! If ya believe in me, even when ya kick the bucket, ya ain’t really gone. So if yer sittin’ on a porch drinkin’ sweet tea ‘n wonderin’ ‘bout what’s next, just know I’m here to say, life continues, honey! Ain’t no grave gonna stop ya from chattin’ with me!
Well now, listen here, if yer prayin’ to the Big Guy up above and ya got somethin’ gnawin’ at ya from the past, ya best let it go! Don’t be holdin’ a grudge like a raccoon on a garbage can lid. Forgive folks, or He ain’t gonna be openin’ the good Lord’s door for ya!
Well, let me tell ya ‘bout Barnabas, y’all! He was one fine feller, full o’ the Good Lord’s spirit and peppy as a rooster at dawn. Folks couldn’t help but see he was a good’un, helpin’ folks and spreadin’ love everywhere. If y’all needed a buddy, that Barnabas was the one to find!
Well now, let me tell ya ’bout that night when Jesus was sittin’ down for supper. He picked up that bread, said, “This here’s my body, y’all! Take a bite!” Then he broke it like a hick doin’ a log. So, every time ya munch on bread, remember what I done for ya, y’hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, a pretty face ain’t worth a hill o’ beans if she’s got a heart like a rattlesnake! Just like a pig in lipstick, looks ain’t all that matter. It’s what’s goin’ on inside that tells ya if she’s truly worth keepin’ around. So, don’t be fooled by just a sweet smile, y’all!
Well now, Martha says to Jesus, “Hey there, if ya’d been here sooner, my brother wouldn’t’ve kicked the bucket! Ya know, he was as full of life as a chicken in a cornfield ‘til he up and died on me. Ain’t that a pickle? Can’t ya make him hop back up like a rooster at dawn?”
Well, lemme tell ya, folks, the good Lord ain’t too fond of them folks who got a mean ol’ heart, ya know? But them who got kindness flowin’ through ’em? They’re like sweet tea on a hot day—might just shine like a new penny! So, be nice, or you’ll end up like a hen without her nest!
Alright, y’all gather ’round! Teach them young’uns ’bout the Good Book while y’all sittin’ on the porch, chewin’ the fat. Talk ‘bout it at breakfast, during chores, and when ya loungin’. Make sure they know it like their mama’s sweet tea! It’s a hootenanny of wisdom, and they oughta get it in their noggins!
Well, when them folks heard what Peter said ‘bout God givin’ the Gentiles the same gift, they squinted their eyes and scratched their heads a bit. Then they realized, “Well, I’ll be! Even them folks can be saved too!” They stopped fussin’ and started celebratin’, like findin’ out there’s more fried chicken at the potluck!
Well, they done gone and crowned a shepherd who ain’t worth a hoot! His ol’ self is just askin’ for trouble—ain’t gonna do nothin’ but mess things up. When critters start runnin’ wild, he’ll just sit there scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ why the sheep done up and scattered! Ain’t no faith in that feller!
Well now, them folks from the good ol’ days were lookin’ for a better home, ya see? Not just any ol’ shack, but one up in the big sky, where God’s awaitin’. They wasn’t just wanderin’ around aimlessly, nah, they knew there was somethin’ real special waitin’ for ’em up yonder! Bless their hearts!
Well, lemme tell ya, God gave ol’ Joshua the green light to run the show – like a boss! He told him, “You gots to do what I say, son!” So, Joshua went and did it, just like a good country boy does when his mama tells him to clean his room. Ain’t no mess left behind!
