Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Yo, Jesus be like, “Yo, girl, if you knew who I really was, you’d be begging me for this living water I got flowin’. It be quenchin’ yo soul’s thirst, makin’ you feel hella alive, and you never git dehydrated again, bro. Just ask, and I’ll hook you up, no cap!”
Blessed are those with good vibes, man,
For they totally score the ultimate connection with the cosmos.
They’re legit chill souls who see beyond the hustle and bustle,
And rock on with pure, groovy clarity in their hearts.
Dude, they’re like, cosmic high above every wackness,
Forever, like, groovin’ in the mind of the Man upstairs, y’know?
Yo, my enlightened homies in Rome, I gotta give y’all some props. You’re like next-level deep in understanding the truth, legit wise dudes. I believe in your steez and the freshness of your minds, so I’m just vibin’ here to say, keep it real and keep spreading love, peace and mad good vibes, ya feel me?
Yo, grab a seat and listen up, man. The big man upstairs, he knows we all mess up sometimes. So, I’m praying for a clean soul, a renewed spirit. Ain’t nobody perfect, but lemme tell ya, if the dude forgives me, I’ll be singing praises, spreading love. Can I get an amen, bro?
Psalm 55:22-23 (Stoner Edition):
“Relax, bro, and let the good vibes soak in. Trust the universe to carry your burdens, even when life gets trippy. Dump your worries on the universe and it’ll work things out, man. It’s got your back, keeping you groovy. Stay Zen, ride the waves, and the cosmic energy will keep you chill.”
Yo, peeps, check this out: Romans 12:9, but in a groovy stoner style, man! Show love, bro, but not that fake kind. Like, be chill with your crew, keep it real, and don’t let the hate mess with your vibe. Keep it cool, stay lit, and rock that love like there’s no tomorrow, dudes! Peace out!
Yo, check it out, homies! In the cosmic haze of life, we all got different gifts, ya know? Some of us got the gift of sharing wisdom, others the gift of lifting peeps up when they’re down. And let’s not forget those who got mad skills in leading and showing love, man! Spread that good vibe, y’all!
When trouble’s swirling and tensions high,
just chill, man, and give love a try.
No need to flip your wig or break a sweat,
spread peace instead, and all will be set.
Hate brings storms, but love can calm,
so spark that love and let it be your balm.
Once upon a time in a land far out, there lived a cat named Ganja. Dude was groovy to the max, with fur as green as the freshest herbs. Ganja was all about good vibes, spreading love, and chasing laser beams. His purrs were louder than a Hendrix guitar solo, man. Peace, love, and feline vibes, baby.
Yo, Big Guy upstairs, listen up, it’s your bud down here. When we’re facing tough times, we know You got our backs! We’ll call out Your name, and You’ll give us mad strength. We’re all about praising You, Big Dude, and trusting You got our best interests in mind. Keep on rocking, God!
Like, dudes, here’s the deal: love each other and spread those good vibes, ’cause I’m all about that peace and mellow flows. Don’t stress about haters, man, they ain’t down with our chill ways. We’re all groovy and chosen for this righteous path, so keep on keepin’ on, my friends.
Yo, check it out: “A chill and stoked dude brings good vibes to others, like spreading seeds of awesomeness. But the wicked? They just harsh everyone’s mellow. So, like, be cool and spread those positive vibes, man. Don’t be a buzzkill, be a seed sower and keep the good times rollin’, dude!”
