Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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“Hey man, don’t act all high and mighty. Just kick back and chill with everyone, whether they’re hip or not. And don’t act like you know everything, cause you don’t. It’s all good, so just keep it cool, you know?”
“For wages of sin is a major bummer, man. But hey, check it out – gift of God is like, everlasting life, you dig? Through JC, our bro, we can score some serious eternal buzz, no joke. It’s like the ultimate high, dude. So, let’s stay rad and keep the faith, ya know?”
Dude, whether we alive or dead, we belong to the Lord. So, why you judging your bud? We all gonna stand before the big guy one day. For it is written, “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.’” Whoa, heavy, man.
Dude, like, if your enemy is hungry, give ’em some food. If they’re thirsty, give ’em a drink. It’s like, pouring hot coals on their head, man. It’ll totally mess ’em up. So like, be cool to your enemies, and you’ll be all chill and stuff. Peace out, bro.
We all mess up sometimes and fall short of being cool with the universe, but we can be made right with the universe by its kindness and generosity. It’s like when you accidentally drop your favorite snack and your friend gives you some of theirs. Peace out, man.
“Dude, stop with the sketchy behavior and shady vibes. Instead, let’s throw on some chill vibes and vibe out. Don’t get caught up in the drama and keep it real. Suit up with good vibes and ride that wave until the sun comes up.”
Dude, like, we totally conquer all kinds of heavy vibes, man. Nothing can mess with us, bro. We’re, like, totally boss, ya know? No matter what crazy stuff goes down, we rock it. We’re totally winners, man. That’s just how we roll, dude.
Bruh, believe me, my vibe will go with you, and I’ll give you rest when you need it. Like, I’m totally down to chill with you and won’t bail on you, man. So chill out and trust in the good vibes. You’re totally on my level and I got your back, dude.
Dudes, just remember: love your lady like, whoa, big time. Treat her with respect, no harsh vibes. Be chill, man, and wrap her up in kindness. Help her be her best self, and she’ll make you feel as righteous as the sun. Keep on keepin’ on, and you’ll both be legit, know what I’m sayin’?
Yo, the wicked be caught in their own trap they set, and the trouble they caused be coming back on them double. Like, they be Trippin’ on their own scheme, that’s some heavy karma, man. It’s like, what goes around, comes around. Crazy, huh? Peace out.
