Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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“Don’t be all like friends with jerks who are all shady and sketchy, man. Be chill and kick it with people who are down with the same vibes as you, keeping it 100 and real, you know? Stay true to yourself, bro, and don’t be all caught up in that drama and negativity, dude.”
Yo man, this verse in John 15 says, “Ain’t no greater love than a dude who would lay down his life for his homies. And you ain’t just my boys, you’re my bros. I told y’all everything I learned from the man upstairs, ’cause we’re tight like that.” Peace out.
So, like, Jesus was all like, “I totally came down from heaven, not to do my own thing, but to do what my pops sent me to do.” And he was like, “Everyone who believes in me totally gets eternal life, cuz that’s what my pops wants. And I’ll totally raise them up on the last day, fer shure.”
“Hey man, don’t act all high and mighty. Just kick back and chill with everyone, whether they’re hip or not. And don’t act like you know everything, cause you don’t. It’s all good, so just keep it cool, you know?”
“For wages of sin is a major bummer, man. But hey, check it out – gift of God is like, everlasting life, you dig? Through JC, our bro, we can score some serious eternal buzz, no joke. It’s like the ultimate high, dude. So, let’s stay rad and keep the faith, ya know?”
Dude, whether we alive or dead, we belong to the Lord. So, why you judging your bud? We all gonna stand before the big guy one day. For it is written, “‘As surely as I live,’ says the Lord, ‘every knee will bow before me; every tongue will acknowledge God.’” Whoa, heavy, man.
Dude, like, if your enemy is hungry, give ’em some food. If they’re thirsty, give ’em a drink. It’s like, pouring hot coals on their head, man. It’ll totally mess ’em up. So like, be cool to your enemies, and you’ll be all chill and stuff. Peace out, bro.
We all mess up sometimes and fall short of being cool with the universe, but we can be made right with the universe by its kindness and generosity. It’s like when you accidentally drop your favorite snack and your friend gives you some of theirs. Peace out, man.
“Dude, stop with the sketchy behavior and shady vibes. Instead, let’s throw on some chill vibes and vibe out. Don’t get caught up in the drama and keep it real. Suit up with good vibes and ride that wave until the sun comes up.”
Dude, like, we totally conquer all kinds of heavy vibes, man. Nothing can mess with us, bro. We’re, like, totally boss, ya know? No matter what crazy stuff goes down, we rock it. We’re totally winners, man. That’s just how we roll, dude.
Bruh, believe me, my vibe will go with you, and I’ll give you rest when you need it. Like, I’m totally down to chill with you and won’t bail on you, man. So chill out and trust in the good vibes. You’re totally on my level and I got your back, dude.
