Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, like, everything in the universe, seen and unseen, was totally made by this chill dude named Jesus. He’s the ultimate cosmic architect, ya know? And like, everything totally exists because of him, man. He’s way rad, and like, holds everything together. It’s trippy, but it’s all good, bro.
Dude, light up your mind with some gnarly wisdom, ya know? Gnarly divine knowledge is shining like a sick, cosmic lightbulb, so embrace it, bro. It’s like a cosmic treasure hunt, dude. Find that truth, man, and let it guide you through this wild, crazy journey called life.
A chill vibe brings good healing, but a harsh mellow bums you out. So keep it easy, dude, and let the good vibes lift you up. Peace, love, and good times are the best medicine, man.
Yo, check it, like, God be our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. So, chill and don’t trip, even if the earth be shakin’ and mountains be tumblin’ into the sea. The big man upstairs got our backs, so just kick back and vibe, ya know?
“Beware of fake dudes frontin’ like they cool but really they shady AF. It’s like tryna pick dank buds from a poison ivy plant, ya feel? A good tree can’t bear bad fruit, and a janky tree can’t pull off the good stuff. Check the vibes, man. You’ll know ’em by their fruit, ya dig?”
Hey man, remember that you’re a chill temple of the holy spirit and that spirit is inside you, guiding you to be a good dude. So stay groovy and don’t be a buzzkill. Let’s all reflect that rad spirit and keep our minds and hearts in the zone, man. Peace out.
Like, once upon a time, dude, Jesus totally came back from the dead and was, like, the first one to groove on eternal life, man. And then, all his crew gonna get in on that action too. And, like, eventually, Jesus gonna hand over the keys to the kingdom to Pops, and then it’s party time, bro!
Dude, whatever you do, whether you’re chowing down on some dank munchies or crushing it at a party, do it all for the chill vibes and to give props to the big man upstairs. So whether you’re nomming or partying, make sure you’re doing it with love and respect for the big dude in the sky, man.
So, like, check it, dudes. Remember when you were picked for the team and you were all, “Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal?” Well, not a lot of us were all that, but God picked us anyway. He’s all about flipping the script and using the unexpected to show off his game, ya know?
“Brothers and sisters, let me tell you, it’s all about being chill and considerate of others, man. Keep your vibes cool and don’t let your ego trip get in the way of showing love to your fellow humans, ya dig? Peace and love, brothers and sisters.”
Love is chill, love is kind. It don’t brag or front, and it ain’t jealous. Love ain’t about being rude or selfish, and it ain’t quick to lose its cool. Love always has your back, always trusts, always hopes, always sticks it out, no matter what. Love’s a real trip, man.
Dude, like, our bodies are chill temples, bro. Like, they’re totally a gift from the Boss Man upstairs, so like, we gotta take care of ’em, ya know? We can’t just be like, trashing our bodies, ’cause we belong to the Big Guy, and that’s like, trippy, man.
