Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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So there’s this angel, Gabriel, and he comes to this girl, Mary, and tells her she’s gonna have a baby, even though she ain’t done the deed yet. Mary’s all like, “Whoa, how’s that gonna happen?” And Gabriel’s like, “Don’t sweat it, it’s gonna be a miracle.” Mary’s just like, “Cool, I’m down with it.”
Yo, check it – Isaiah 7:14 says, “A young woman gonna have a baby and name him Immanuel.” That’s some crazy stuff, man. Like, a virgin birth and all. I wonder if that kid gonna be chill or what. Immanuel’s gonna be a game-changer for sure, dude.
Yo, bros, check it – Timothy 1:15-17, this dude Paul’s like, “I’m the ultimate sinner, but yo, Jesus came through and saved my sorry ass.” And he’s just straight up giving props to the big man upstairs, talking about how he’s the king of eternity and all that jazz. It’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?
So, like, the big man upstairs told Mary she was gonna have a gnarly baby and name him Jesus. He’s gonna be the raddest dude, ruling over the world forever. No joke, he’s gonna be a totally chill dude and his kingdom will have no end. Bummer man, that’s some heavy prophecy.
So, like, there were these chill shepherds, just hangin’ with their sheep and all of a sudden this super gnarly angel popped up and was like, “Yo, don’t freak out, I got some rad news. The Savior, bro, is born tonight in Bethlehem, and he’s gonna be a total game-changer for all mankind.”
Chill out, dudes. We’re all good with the big guy upstairs. Through JC, we’ve got peace, and we’re tight with him. Plus, we’re stoked when things get tough, ’cause it builds character and gives us hope. And that hope isn’t just a letdown, ’cause it’s anchored in JC’s love, man. Peace out.
Bruh, check it – Matthew 1:23 says, “Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel.” Like, can you even imagine the vibes when that went down? It’s like, whoa, mind blown.
Yo, check it – God straight up loved the world so much that he gave his only son, cuz he didn’t wanna see nobody go down. So if you believe in him, you gonna have eternal life, my dudes. It’s like the best gift ever, for real! Peace out.
Dude, like, the wages of sin is a total bummer. But, like, the gift of God is, like, totally rad and, like, gives us eternal life through Jesus our main dude. It’s, like, way gnarly, man. Peace out.
Don’t even think about doing anything nasty and don’t be making jokes about it either. No dirty talk, no foolishness, no crude jokes. Just keep it cool, man. That’s how we roll.
Dude, the fruits of the Spirit are, like, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. And, like, there’s, you know, no law against that stuff. So, like, let’s just be chill and spread those vibes, man. Peace out.
Bro, like, Jesus is the ultimate image of the invisible God, ya know? He’s like, the firstborn of all creation and totally above everything, man. He’s the reason all things exist and everything is totally chill because of him, dude. So, like, he’s the real deal, bro.
