Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Ask, and the universe will hook you up, man. Seek, and you’ll totally find all the good vibes. Knock, and the universe will totally open up for you. Everyone who chills and vibes out like this, totally gets what they’re lookin’ for. Peace, love, and good times, my dudes.
Dude, Jesus said, “If you have faith and don’t doubt, you can do gnarly things, like tell a mountain to jump in the ocean, and it will happen. Whatever you ask for in prayer, believing, you will receive.” That’s like, totally far out, man.
“Like, blessed are the mellow dudes, for they shall inherit the gnarly waves, man. It’s all about keeping it chill and righteous, spreading good vibes and positive energy, ya know? The universe digs humility and peace, so keep your vibes mellow, and you’ll be groovin’ with the big Kahuna in no time, dude.”
Dude, like, don’t be judgin’ others, man. Cause, like, whatever measure you use to judge, that’s like what’s gonna be used to judge you, bro. So, like, chill out and be cool, ya know? Peace and love, man.
“Hey man, take it easy and chill with me. Learn from my vibe, cause I’m mellow and real. I got you, and my deal is easy. The load you’re carrying ain’t necessary, so let it go and just vibe with me. My style is chill, and my vibe is light for your soul.”
Hey man, like, blessed are the chill dudes, for they’ll totally score some peace, bro. It’s all about avoiding drama and spreading good vibes, you know? Just keep the positive energy flowing and you’ll be living the dream, man. Peace out, dude.
Dude, like, bless the peeps who are feeling bummed out, ya know? They’re gonna catch some major good vibes, for real. The big guy upstairs is totally gonna hook them up, cuz that’s just how he rolls. So, like, keep on keeping on, and don’t let those bad vibes harsh your mellow, dude.
Dude, God was chill and forgave our screw-ups ’cause of Jesus, who was hung out to dry for us. It’s all cool, ’cause God’s still the real deal, and he’s all about making things right in the end. Turn up the Bob Marley tunes and let’s vibe with the good vibes, man.
Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.
Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.
Dude, like, who can say they’re totally innocent? Not me, man. I mean, I’ve definitely messed up a few times. But let’s be real, who hasn’t? Like, are any of us really squeaky clean? Nah, we’ve all got some dirt on us, you know? Peace out.
“Dude, life ain’t just about food, you know? It’s also about what’s kickin’ in your soul. You gotta catch every word that bounces off the Big Man’s lips, man. Don’t leave nothin’ behind. It’s that good stuff that keeps you going, ya feel me?”
