Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Hey man, word on the street is that Jesus had to hit the road and bail out of Judea. He was heading back to Galilee, but instead of taking the usual route, he opted for a shortcut through Samaria. Took him about six hours to get there, but he made it.
“Yo, bros and sistas, if your homie abstains from eating some grub, don’t trip and try to force feed them. It’s all good, just respect their choice and keep the peace, ya hear? Cuz the Kingdom of God don’t depend on what we eat or drink, but on righteousness, peace, and joy in the Holy Spirit. It’s all about keepin’ it chill.”
Yo, brotha, don’t be thinkin’ you’re all wise and stuff just ’cause you’ve been sippin’ on that fancy wine. ‘Cause if you keep thinkin’ you’re better than everyone else, you gonna end up makin’ some seriously messed up decisions, ya feel me?
Yo dude, I’m on a cloud like a hippie on a rainbow. My mind’s soaring through the universe like a cosmic rollercoaster. I’m vibing so hard, I could shake the mellow out of a sloth. Groovy times, man.
Yo dude, check it. I’m vibin’ on a whole nother frequency, man. Everything’s groovy and flowin’ just right. The world’s all kaleidoscopic and wild, like some cosmic jam session. I’m just lettin’ myself ride the wave, ya dig? No worries, no stress, just pure chillaxin’. Peace out, bro.
Yo, my fellow brethren, if you’re feeling like the weight of the world is crushing you, don’t hesitate to reach out and let someone carry some of that weight with you. That’s what love and community is all about, man.
Yo, fam, we gotta keep it real and stick to the straight dope we’ve received. Let’s maintain our chillness and continue on the same vibe. No need to trip or stray from what we know is true. Let’s keep on keepin’ on, get me?
“Yo, man. In the book of John, chapter 5, verse 3, it says that there was a pool in Jerusalem where folks would go for a little healing dip. And yeah, word on the street was that an angel would stir up the water and whoever got in first would be cured. Heavy, dude.”
“Yo, dudes, there was this cat named John who caught mad flack for healing peeps on the sabbath. But he just straight up told them, ‘My bad, my pops be workin’ and I be workin’ too.’ And they couldn’t even hate on him no more.” #blessed #420spirituality
Dude, I stash the word in my brain so I don’t trip up on life’s obstacles.
Yo, if you’re down with grubbin’ on some munchies, that’s cool. But don’t let it mess with your conscience, ya dig? Just stay true to what you believe in and don’t front like you’re something you’re not. That’s the straight dope.
Yo dudes, listen up! The rule that reigns supreme is to never skimp on showing love and chill vibes to your homies. That way, you’ll be fulfilling all the commandments dude-wise.
