Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Yo, listen up, my fellow dudes. If any of you strays from the righteous path, just remember this: If someone brings you back to the groovy route, you’ll save that soul from like, total wipeout, man. Mistakes happen, but giving love and helping out brings blessings back to your own psychedelic journey. Keep it real, dudes. Peace out.
Yo, guess what fam, I just peeped Corinthians 15:56-57 and it’s straight trippy! Like, death ain’t got no sting anymore, man. Victory be ours, my dude! Appreciate the big man upstairs, ’cause thanks to him we ain’t gonna get played by that death buzz. Now that’s one heavenly victory lap, my dudes! *drops the mic*
“Dude, who are you to harsh someone else about what they believe? Everyone has their own gig going on, and their own connection to the big cosmic energy. So chill, and remember that we all answer to a higher power, not to you and your judgy vibes.”
So, dudes, check this out: in John 15:9-11, Jesus is all like, “Yo, my friends, the love I got for ya is off the charts! Just chill and let that love flow through ya. When you stay groovy with me, you’ll find true joy, man. It’s like having a permanent contact high, just embracing that love buzz, man. Good vibes, baby!”
Yo, don’t be too wrapped up in thinkin’ you’re all that, right? Slide some love toward the homies, whether they’re high or low. Stay down-to-earth, man. Don’t hang with the snobby crew, they’re whack. Instead, chill with the regular folk and keep it real, bro. Peace, love, and good vibes, my dudes.
Chill dudes and dudettes, let’s give it up for the universe! Praise Mother Nature, sing her sweet melodies. Declare her glory, the blissful vibes she brings. Let mountains sway, trees rejoice in their groovy dance. Let all the creatures of Earth feel the rhythm, for peace and love are the ultimate jam!
“Yo, Big Man upstairs, teach me your dope ways, show me your ill paths. Enlighten my mind, let me vibe with your truth. Lead me, guide me, keep me righteous. You my only plug for wisdom, so I’m staying true, bruh, my faith in you ain’t never gonna be misplaced.”
Yo, Jesus be like, “Yo, girl, if you knew who I really was, you’d be begging me for this living water I got flowin’. It be quenchin’ yo soul’s thirst, makin’ you feel hella alive, and you never git dehydrated again, bro. Just ask, and I’ll hook you up, no cap!”
Blessed are those with good vibes, man,
For they totally score the ultimate connection with the cosmos.
They’re legit chill souls who see beyond the hustle and bustle,
And rock on with pure, groovy clarity in their hearts.
Dude, they’re like, cosmic high above every wackness,
Forever, like, groovin’ in the mind of the Man upstairs, y’know?
Yo, my enlightened homies in Rome, I gotta give y’all some props. You’re like next-level deep in understanding the truth, legit wise dudes. I believe in your steez and the freshness of your minds, so I’m just vibin’ here to say, keep it real and keep spreading love, peace and mad good vibes, ya feel me?
Yo, grab a seat and listen up, man. The big man upstairs, he knows we all mess up sometimes. So, I’m praying for a clean soul, a renewed spirit. Ain’t nobody perfect, but lemme tell ya, if the dude forgives me, I’ll be singing praises, spreading love. Can I get an amen, bro?
Psalm 55:22-23 (Stoner Edition):
“Relax, bro, and let the good vibes soak in. Trust the universe to carry your burdens, even when life gets trippy. Dump your worries on the universe and it’ll work things out, man. It’s got your back, keeping you groovy. Stay Zen, ride the waves, and the cosmic energy will keep you chill.”
