Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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So, like, Jesus was all, “Yo, if you stick with me and dig what I’m saying, you’ll know the real deal. And, dudes, the truth is gonna set you free from all that bogus stuff. No kidding, man! No more fake vibes, just genuine freedom, baby! Righteous!”
Yo, check it out, man! Peter 3:9 be like, “Don’t be trippin’ if somebody be frontin’ on you, bro. Spread that love, dude! Show ’em some kindness, chill vibes, and never return negative energy. ‘Cause, you know, we all in this cosmic journey together, man. Peace and love, baby!”
Yo, I holler out to the spirits that inhabit this wild realm: You, homies, are my refuge! My only chance when I’m feeling down and my spirit is drowning. Yo, hear my cry, no matter the chaos surrounding me. My peeps, you better send some good vibes my way ’cause I’ve got some major soul struggle going on.
So, there was this dude named John, right? He goes to this pool, man, where people are getting all sorts of radical healings. He sees this cat who’s been paralyzed for, like, forever, and decided to hook him up. Jesus comes through with some seriously divine power and makes the guy whole again. Far out, man!
Like, dudes, let me drop some deep knowledge on you. Don’t let your bad vibes take control, ’cause you’re all about freedom, man. If you chill with the wrong crowd, you’ll become a total slave to their bad vibes. Stay groovy, be smart, and vibe with the righteous rhythm of love, peace, and harmony.
Yo, peep this Psalm, homies! Dudes who front, they ain’t cool. Keepin’ it on the real, my soul’s got mad beef with ’em. I got love for my crew though, and I stay chase’n peace. But peeps, keep it real with me, ’cause I’m down for the divine. Straight up, God’s legit and I’m rollin’ with Him. Word.
Yo, check it out, fam! Let me drop some verse from James 1:26-27, stoner style. So, if you’re all about talkin’ the talk, but ain’t walkin’ the walk, then you’re just blowing hot air, man! But, real religion? Man, that’s when you stay chill, help out the peeps in need, and keep your mind straight, man. Peace out!
Dude, like, have you ever read Romans 8:28? It’s like, all things totally work together for good for those who love the Big Kahuna. It’s like, if you’re down and bummed out, just remember that the Big Man Upstairs has got your back, brah. Peace out.
Yo, listen up my dudes, Isaiah 61:1-3 says that the Spirit of the Lord is upon me and he’s got me covered with some serious good vibes. He’s sent me to bring some awesome news to the poor, comfort the broken-hearted, preach freedom to captives, give sight to the blind, and announce that it’s the year of the Lord’s chillaxing. Can I get an amen?
Yo, my dudes! Peep this verse from Corinthians 15:58 – keep grinding and putting in work for the big man upstairs. Your hard work ain’t ever gonna be in vain, so keep your eyes on the prize and stay lit for the Lord!
Yo, down in my spirit, I’m feeling bummed out. But dawg, why am I trippin’? My hope comes from the Most High, you know what I’m sayin’? So I choose to turn up and stay positive. Even when life’s waves crash on me, I trust my boy, Jah will see me through.
“Yo, my dudes. Put on some fresh threads like armor and don’t be out there trying to satisfy your fleshly desires. Instead, get with the higher power and let that vibe radiate through your whole being.” #blessed #peaceout
