Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, like, I trust in your kindness, man
My heart is like chill, knowing you got my back
I’m gonna sing ’cause you’ve been good to me, guy
I’m feeling pretty good, my soul is all good, bro
I’m just gonna kick back and thank the big guy upstairs, you know?
“Hey dude, like, you didn’t pick me, I, like, totally picked you to, like, go out and, like, spread the love and, like, start a real, like, cool vibe. And, like, your buds will be super chill and, like, they’ll totally last.”
“Yo dude, hook me up with a clean heart and renew a righteous spirit within me. I’m feelin’ a bit overwhelmed with all this negativity, ya know? I just wanna chill and vibe with some positive energy. Help a brotha out and get me back on the right track, ya feel me?”
Yo, I’m just vibin’ with the most high, spreadin’ love for real, tellin’ everyone about your wondrous deeds. When I think about all the dope stuff you’ve done, I can’t help but be stoked. Straight up, your awesomeness blows my mind, and I can’t help but give props to the most high. Word.
“Hey man, like, don’t get too into the whole material world, ya know? Put your focus on higher, like, groovier stuff. Keep your mind in a peaceful state and chill out, bro. Don’t be all about the earthly vibes, but set your sights on the cosmic scene, you dig?”
“Like, check it, dudes. The Big Man upstairs is like, ‘Blessed are those who are totally humble and realize they need some serious help, man. Those guys are gonna be straight chillin’ with me in heaven, no doubt.’ Right on, bros.”
“Dude, like, I am the way, the truth, and the life, man. No one gets to the Father except through me, bro. It’s all about following my vibe, you know what I’m saying? Trust in me, and you’ll be cruising on the righteous path, man.”
May all the good vibes be with you, may the universe keep it real with you and may you be chill. Let the universe show you mad love and give you peace.
So, like, when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he’s gonna say to the homies on his right, “Y’all are super chill, come hang out with me in this rad kingdom that’s been rocking since the beginning of time.” Keep being awesome, yo.
So, like, the disciples couldn’t heal this dude, and Jesus was all, “Why couldn’t you do it, bros?” They were like, “Yeah, why not?” And Jesus was all, “You gotta up your faith game, man. If you have even a little faith, you can do some crazy stuff. Peace out.”
“Hey man, just, like, treat others how you wanna be treated, ya know? It’s like the golden rule – do unto others and all that jazz. So, like, be cool and don’t be a buzzkill, dude. It’s all about spreading good vibes and positive energy, man.”
“So, like, if you wanna chill with me, you gotta be willing to let go of your selfish vibes, man. It’s all about losing yourself and tapping into something bigger, ya know? Keepin’ it real – doin’ your own thing might feel cool, but it ain’t nothin’ compared to the sweet vibes of the universe.”
