Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
In the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was nothin’ made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of humans. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
So, like, Jesus was all, “My homies, nobody’s all up on my vibe trying to take me out. I’m just chilling here choosing to bounce on my own terms.” For real, the big man upstairs is down with Jesus doing his thing. No drama, just fully in control, you feel me?
Jesus cruises into Galilee, layin’ down some rad news–God’s kingdom is totally here, dudes! Time to get in on the action and believe the good news, ‘cuz it’s gonna be a serious party for those who do. Just repent and get with the program, man, ‘cuz the time is now, ya dig?
Dude, like, God is our refuge and strength, ya know? He’s, like, this totally solid rock that’s always there to help us out when things get heavy. So, don’t sweat it, even if the world’s, like, falling apart. He’s got our backs, man. Way chill vibes, for real.
“Yo, man, like, I know for sure that the dude upstairs is gonna keep working on us until we are totally awesome. He ain’t gonna give up on us, bro. He’s gonna see us through until we’re top-notch. It’s gonna be sick, man!”
Dude, the Lord’s got your back, so chill.
He’ll protect and bless you, no doubt.
He’s got mad love for his peeps,
so trust Him and you’ll be stoked.
And when things get gnarly, He’ll hook you up,
and you’ll be cruising, feeling righteous and pumped.
“Yo, if you down with J-dawg, you got that eternal hookup. But if you ain’t feelin’ it, you straight-up missing out, dude. You rolling solo, straight into the darkness, yo. That’s a buzzkill, man. But if you vibing with the Son, you livin’ large, no cap. It’s a no-brainer, my dudes.”
Dude, like, be chill and don’t judge others, man. You gotta be all kind and groovy, and show love and mercy to everyone, bro. That’s the vibe, ya know? Just like, let your vibe attract your tribe, and do unto others as you’d want them to, like, do to you, man. Peace out.
Yo, big ups to the one who can keep us from trippin’ and help us walk in truth, the OG, who’s been hanging since forever. He dropped some knowledge on the low but now it’s all out in the open, spreadin’ the good news through Jesus, for all to bless up. Peace out, amen.
Yo, like, be strong in the good vibes, man. Put on, like, the groovy armor of the universe, so you can, like, chill against the bummer vibes of the dark side. ‘Cause it’s, like, all about the universal clash between the good and the bad, and you gotta be, like, super ready for it, man. Peace out.
“Hey, if I shut up the heavens so there’s no rain, or command the locusts to devour the land, or send a plague among my people, and my people humble themselves, pray, seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I’ll hear from heaven, forgive their sin, and heal their land, man.”
