Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, like, bless the peeps who are feeling bummed out, ya know? They’re gonna catch some major good vibes, for real. The big guy upstairs is totally gonna hook them up, cuz that’s just how he rolls. So, like, keep on keeping on, and don’t let those bad vibes harsh your mellow, dude.
Dude, God was chill and forgave our screw-ups ’cause of Jesus, who was hung out to dry for us. It’s all cool, ’cause God’s still the real deal, and he’s all about making things right in the end. Turn up the Bob Marley tunes and let’s vibe with the good vibes, man.
Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.
Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.
Dude, like, who can say they’re totally innocent? Not me, man. I mean, I’ve definitely messed up a few times. But let’s be real, who hasn’t? Like, are any of us really squeaky clean? Nah, we’ve all got some dirt on us, you know? Peace out.
“Dude, life ain’t just about food, you know? It’s also about what’s kickin’ in your soul. You gotta catch every word that bounces off the Big Man’s lips, man. Don’t leave nothin’ behind. It’s that good stuff that keeps you going, ya feel me?”
Dude, search me, hash out my soul and grill me, man,
Check my vibe, no buzz-kill drama on my scene,
My delta waves are groovy, I stay high on divine vibes,
Safe from haters, my feet jam on solid rocks.
So, this dude named Joseph was engaged to this chick Mary, right? But then he finds out she’s preggo and he knows it isn’t his. But an angel shows up and tells him to chill, ’cause the baby is from God. And they’re supposed to name him Jesus, ’cause he’s gonna save everyone from their sins, man.
“Like, dude, my peeps, like, listen up, ya know? My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me, ya know? I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them outta my hand, ya dig?”
So this chick at the well was all, “Hey, you’re a Jew and I’m a Samaritan, what’s the dealio with you talking to me?” And Jesus was like, “Chill out, girl. If you knew who I was, you’d be asking me for some rad living water.” Classic Jesus, always dropping truth bombs.
Dude, when the kindness and love of our chill Savior appeared, he totally saved us, not ’cause of anything rad we did, but ’cause of his righteous vibes. He poured out his sweet spirit on us generously, chillin’ us out and giving us a fresh start. Now we’re totally gonna be heavenly homies, all mellow and righteous, ya know?
And the Word became a dude and chilled with us, straight-up full of coolness and truth. And we saw his awesomeness, like the totally unique and amazing son of the big guy upstairs, just kickin’ it among us regular folks, spreading nothing but good vibes and good times, man.
