Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Yo, dudes, so, like, gotta make a choice, ya know? If you wanna chill with the universe, then like, choose to fully vibe with the big G. But if you’re more into doing your own thing, that’s cool too, just be ready for whatever comes your way, man. Peace out, bros.
“Don’t be a buzzkill, dude. Keep the peace and don’t start drama. Try to be cool with everyone, and don’t be a jerk. Just do your thing and be chill, man. Don’t let anyone bring you down. That’s the way to be, ya know?”
Don’t waste your goods on those who don’t appreciate it, man. They’ll just toss it aside and step all over it. It’s like feeding your stash to a bunch of pigs, they’ll just trample it in the mud and not even care. Keep your good stuff for the true buds, dude.
Dude, you gotta chill and listen to this, “Lead me, Lord, in your righteousness because of my enemies; make your way straight before me. Not a word from their mouth can be trusted; their heart is filled with malice. Their throat is an open grave; with their tongues they tell lies. Dude, harsh vibes, but I trust in you.”
“So, like, if your homie messes up, you gotta like, call him out and be all, ‘Hey bro, you messed up.’ And if he’s like, ‘Oops, my bad,’ you gotta be all forgiving and stuff, like, seven times in one day. That’s, like, so chill, man.”
“Like, Jesus said, ‘I’m the light of the world, man. He who follows me won’t be walkin’ in darkness, but will have the light of life.’ Can you dig it? It’s like, followin’ Jesus is like, walkin’ on sunshine, man. So let’s get groovy and spread that light, ya know?”
Jesus be sayin’, “My homies be knowin’ my voice and followin’ me. I be givin’ them eternal life, and they never be perishin’, and no one gonna be snatchin’ them outta my hand.” Straight up, my sheep be keepin’ it real and stickin’ with me for eternity. Peace out.
Yo, there was this cat named John, spreadin’ the word like a wise prophet. But he wasn’t the real deal, just a witness shinin’ the light. Dude didn’t think he was hot stuff, just there to show others the way. Pure humble vibes, man.
So, like, I totally dig what Jesus said in John 10:7-9, man. He was all like, “I am the door, bros. If you wanna hang with me, you gotta go through me.” And then he was all, “Whoever vibes with me will be totally chill and have a rad life, no need to hustle for good times.” Word.
Yo, check it – Jesus did so many dope miracles, but that ain’t even the half of it. He did it all to show his true colors and spread the good word. The whole point is to believe in him and have eternal life. Straight up. Peace out.
“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
