Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Yo, there was this cat named John, spreadin’ the word like a wise prophet. But he wasn’t the real deal, just a witness shinin’ the light. Dude didn’t think he was hot stuff, just there to show others the way. Pure humble vibes, man.
So, like, I totally dig what Jesus said in John 10:7-9, man. He was all like, “I am the door, bros. If you wanna hang with me, you gotta go through me.” And then he was all, “Whoever vibes with me will be totally chill and have a rad life, no need to hustle for good times.” Word.
Yo, check it – Jesus did so many dope miracles, but that ain’t even the half of it. He did it all to show his true colors and spread the good word. The whole point is to believe in him and have eternal life. Straight up. Peace out.
“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
“Hey, dude, in Mark 2:9-12, Jesus is all like, ‘Yo, which is easier, telling this lame guy to bounce or forgiving his couch potato sins?’ Then he drops a funky miracle and everyone’s jaws hit the deck. The crowd is tripping, and they’re like, ‘Whoa, that dude’s got some serious juice!'”
In the beginning, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was nothin’ made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of humans. And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.
So, like, Jesus was all, “My homies, nobody’s all up on my vibe trying to take me out. I’m just chilling here choosing to bounce on my own terms.” For real, the big man upstairs is down with Jesus doing his thing. No drama, just fully in control, you feel me?
Jesus cruises into Galilee, layin’ down some rad news–God’s kingdom is totally here, dudes! Time to get in on the action and believe the good news, ‘cuz it’s gonna be a serious party for those who do. Just repent and get with the program, man, ‘cuz the time is now, ya dig?
Dude, like, God is our refuge and strength, ya know? He’s, like, this totally solid rock that’s always there to help us out when things get heavy. So, don’t sweat it, even if the world’s, like, falling apart. He’s got our backs, man. Way chill vibes, for real.
“Yo, man, like, I know for sure that the dude upstairs is gonna keep working on us until we are totally awesome. He ain’t gonna give up on us, bro. He’s gonna see us through until we’re top-notch. It’s gonna be sick, man!”
Dude, the Lord’s got your back, so chill.
He’ll protect and bless you, no doubt.
He’s got mad love for his peeps,
so trust Him and you’ll be stoked.
And when things get gnarly, He’ll hook you up,
and you’ll be cruising, feeling righteous and pumped.
“Yo, if you down with J-dawg, you got that eternal hookup. But if you ain’t feelin’ it, you straight-up missing out, dude. You rolling solo, straight into the darkness, yo. That’s a buzzkill, man. But if you vibing with the Son, you livin’ large, no cap. It’s a no-brainer, my dudes.”
