Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Yo, listen up! If you wanna be wise and all that jazz, you gotta start with a little nugget of knowledge. The real deal is that the stoner who knows what’s up, knows that being chill begins by respecting the ultimate knowledge source, man. That’s when you’re on the right track, dude!
Yo, man, here’s the scoop from Proverbs 16:3 in the most far-out stoner lingo: “When you’re feeling lost on the cosmic highway, trust in your vibes and groove with the Universe. Lay out your plans, light up your dreams, and the stars will align with your dazed mind. Stay groovy, and your trips will be righteous, dude!”
Yo, my dudes, listen up! James, my homie, dropped some serious wisdom on us. He was like, “When life gives you a fat bong hit of troubles, don’t trip, man! Embrace it and keep on keeping on. ‘Cause when you power through those trials, you become one chill cat, fully equipped and ready to kick life’s sorry butt!” Peace, out!
Yo man, if you know what you should be doing, but you’re not, that’s a major bummer, dude. Like, pretending to be righteous but doing nothing? That’s weak sauce, bro. It’s all about doing the right thing, keeping it real. No excuses, man. Time to bring your A-game.
Yo, let the trees sway and the ocean roar, for the universe straight up rocks, bro! Let the fields and everything chillaxed in them throw a party with mad joy. All the heavens high-five each other and say, “Damn, God’s rad!” He’s the OG, the boss of the cosmos, and his righteous vibes rule forever.
Yo, Corinthians 1:3-5, my dudes! Big shoutout to the Supreme Dude upstairs for hooking us up with some serious blessings, man. Can’t help but thank this higher power for spreading that heavenly love everywhere. We all gotta be united and keep our heads high, spreading that good vibes, ayo! Peace out!
Like, man, I’m telling you, listen up! I’m chilling with JC, and he’s dropping some serious wisdom, dude. He’s all, “If you, like, get down with me, believe in me, you totally pass from the darkness to life. No judgment, man! It’s all about eternal bliss and chill vibes. Far out, bro!”
Yo, peeps, listen up! Isaiah 5:20, man, it’s like a total buzzkill. They be sayin’ good is evil and evil is good, like upside-down vibes, bro. It’s like they’re zonin’ in on another wavelength, but yo, don’t be fooled! Keep ridin’ the righteous wave, dudes, and stay away from that bogus flip-flop scene. Party on, my dudes!
So, check it, my dudes. Like, we all in this cosmic marathon, right? And we got a bunch of like, bad vibes and sins holding us back, man. But, straight up, stay focused on J-dawg, the real OG, who ran his own race and nailed it. Let’s keep our eyes peeled on him, fam!
Yo, praise the Most High, my dude! Give mad props up in this joint to the Big Man upstairs. Kick off those dank tunes of gratitude and bless His holy name! Ain’t no one flowing blessings like this, so let’s keep it real and shout out to the Lord, our brah who’s got mad love for us!
Alright, man, listen up! Peter, my dude, he said we’re all like, groovy, chosen dudes and dudettes. We’re spiritual rebels, lighting up the world with good vibes. Keep it real, spread the love, show kindness, man. Stay woke, because you’re the bomb, a total blessing in disguise. Embrace your inner stoner with righteous living, dude!
Yo, peeps, listen up! Even the most chillax dudes get tired, you know? But wait, there’s hope, man! If you put your trust in the Big Man upstairs, he’s got your back, man! It’s like, he’ll give you wings to soar high like an eagle, making you feel like you can totally outrun the Usain Bolt of life, bro!
