Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, John 1:9-13 says that the Light of the world shines on everyone, but some people are like, “Nah, I’m good, keep the light to yourself.” But those who are like, “Yeah, I want that light,” you know, they get to become chill children of God. It’s like, choose your vibe, man.
Yo, like, Jesus be sayin’, “I be da good shepherd. Da good shepherd be layin’ down his life fo’ da sheep.” So, you know, Jesus be like lookin’ out fo’ his peeps, keepin’ ’em safe and all. Just doin’ his thang, man. Cool dude, that JC.
“Yo dude, the scripture say, ‘Remember your word to your servant, for you have given me hope. My comfort in my suffering is this: Your promise preserves my life.’ That’s like, heavy, man. It’s all about finding hope and peace in the struggles of life, ya know?”
If you keep ignoring advice, you’re gonna be sorry, dude. Like, for real. It’s like a sudden surprise party, but not fun. Don’t be like “nah, I got this,” unless you want a major bummer. Just listen and learn, man, it’s for your own good. Trust me on this one.
Yo, dudes, so, like, gotta make a choice, ya know? If you wanna chill with the universe, then like, choose to fully vibe with the big G. But if you’re more into doing your own thing, that’s cool too, just be ready for whatever comes your way, man. Peace out, bros.
“Don’t be a buzzkill, dude. Keep the peace and don’t start drama. Try to be cool with everyone, and don’t be a jerk. Just do your thing and be chill, man. Don’t let anyone bring you down. That’s the way to be, ya know?”
Don’t waste your goods on those who don’t appreciate it, man. They’ll just toss it aside and step all over it. It’s like feeding your stash to a bunch of pigs, they’ll just trample it in the mud and not even care. Keep your good stuff for the true buds, dude.
Dude, you gotta chill and listen to this, “Lead me, Lord, in your righteousness because of my enemies; make your way straight before me. Not a word from their mouth can be trusted; their heart is filled with malice. Their throat is an open grave; with their tongues they tell lies. Dude, harsh vibes, but I trust in you.”
“So, like, if your homie messes up, you gotta like, call him out and be all, ‘Hey bro, you messed up.’ And if he’s like, ‘Oops, my bad,’ you gotta be all forgiving and stuff, like, seven times in one day. That’s, like, so chill, man.”
“Like, Jesus said, ‘I’m the light of the world, man. He who follows me won’t be walkin’ in darkness, but will have the light of life.’ Can you dig it? It’s like, followin’ Jesus is like, walkin’ on sunshine, man. So let’s get groovy and spread that light, ya know?”
Jesus be sayin’, “My homies be knowin’ my voice and followin’ me. I be givin’ them eternal life, and they never be perishin’, and no one gonna be snatchin’ them outta my hand.” Straight up, my sheep be keepin’ it real and stickin’ with me for eternity. Peace out.
Yo, there was this cat named John, spreadin’ the word like a wise prophet. But he wasn’t the real deal, just a witness shinin’ the light. Dude didn’t think he was hot stuff, just there to show others the way. Pure humble vibes, man.
