Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Chill out, dudes. We’re all good with the big guy upstairs. Through JC, we’ve got peace, and we’re tight with him. Plus, we’re stoked when things get tough, ’cause it builds character and gives us hope. And that hope isn’t just a letdown, ’cause it’s anchored in JC’s love, man. Peace out.
Bruh, check it – Matthew 1:23 says, “Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel.” Like, can you even imagine the vibes when that went down? It’s like, whoa, mind blown.
Yo, check it – God straight up loved the world so much that he gave his only son, cuz he didn’t wanna see nobody go down. So if you believe in him, you gonna have eternal life, my dudes. It’s like the best gift ever, for real! Peace out.
Dude, like, the wages of sin is a total bummer. But, like, the gift of God is, like, totally rad and, like, gives us eternal life through Jesus our main dude. It’s, like, way gnarly, man. Peace out.
Don’t even think about doing anything nasty and don’t be making jokes about it either. No dirty talk, no foolishness, no crude jokes. Just keep it cool, man. That’s how we roll.
Dude, the fruits of the Spirit are, like, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. And, like, there’s, you know, no law against that stuff. So, like, let’s just be chill and spread those vibes, man. Peace out.
Bro, like, Jesus is the ultimate image of the invisible God, ya know? He’s like, the firstborn of all creation and totally above everything, man. He’s the reason all things exist and everything is totally chill because of him, dude. So, like, he’s the real deal, bro.
Dude, like, everything in the universe, seen and unseen, was totally made by this chill dude named Jesus. He’s the ultimate cosmic architect, ya know? And like, everything totally exists because of him, man. He’s way rad, and like, holds everything together. It’s trippy, but it’s all good, bro.
Dude, light up your mind with some gnarly wisdom, ya know? Gnarly divine knowledge is shining like a sick, cosmic lightbulb, so embrace it, bro. It’s like a cosmic treasure hunt, dude. Find that truth, man, and let it guide you through this wild, crazy journey called life.
A chill vibe brings good healing, but a harsh mellow bums you out. So keep it easy, dude, and let the good vibes lift you up. Peace, love, and good times are the best medicine, man.
Yo, check it, like, God be our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. So, chill and don’t trip, even if the earth be shakin’ and mountains be tumblin’ into the sea. The big man upstairs got our backs, so just kick back and vibe, ya know?
“Beware of fake dudes frontin’ like they cool but really they shady AF. It’s like tryna pick dank buds from a poison ivy plant, ya feel? A good tree can’t bear bad fruit, and a janky tree can’t pull off the good stuff. Check the vibes, man. You’ll know ’em by their fruit, ya dig?”
