Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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“Like, dude, my peeps, like, listen up, ya know? My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me, ya know? I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them outta my hand, ya dig?”
So this chick at the well was all, “Hey, you’re a Jew and I’m a Samaritan, what’s the dealio with you talking to me?” And Jesus was like, “Chill out, girl. If you knew who I was, you’d be asking me for some rad living water.” Classic Jesus, always dropping truth bombs.
Dude, when the kindness and love of our chill Savior appeared, he totally saved us, not ’cause of anything rad we did, but ’cause of his righteous vibes. He poured out his sweet spirit on us generously, chillin’ us out and giving us a fresh start. Now we’re totally gonna be heavenly homies, all mellow and righteous, ya know?
And the Word became a dude and chilled with us, straight-up full of coolness and truth. And we saw his awesomeness, like the totally unique and amazing son of the big guy upstairs, just kickin’ it among us regular folks, spreading nothing but good vibes and good times, man.
Yo dude, listen up. This is a righteous saying, straight from the holy book: “Yo, I’m the worst sinner there is,” but that didn’t stop the Big Man from showing me mad love. He hooked me up, showing everyone how dope his patience is. Peace out, my brothers and sisters.
“For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6
Dude, like, this ancient bro Matthew said that, like, everything that went down with this guy Jesus was hardcore planned out by the big man upstairs. He was like, woah, check it out, that’s the prophecy coming true right in front of our eyes, man. That’s some heavy stuff, dude.
So there’s this angel, Gabriel, and he comes to this girl, Mary, and tells her she’s gonna have a baby, even though she ain’t done the deed yet. Mary’s all like, “Whoa, how’s that gonna happen?” And Gabriel’s like, “Don’t sweat it, it’s gonna be a miracle.” Mary’s just like, “Cool, I’m down with it.”
Yo, check it – Isaiah 7:14 says, “A young woman gonna have a baby and name him Immanuel.” That’s some crazy stuff, man. Like, a virgin birth and all. I wonder if that kid gonna be chill or what. Immanuel’s gonna be a game-changer for sure, dude.
Yo, bros, check it – Timothy 1:15-17, this dude Paul’s like, “I’m the ultimate sinner, but yo, Jesus came through and saved my sorry ass.” And he’s just straight up giving props to the big man upstairs, talking about how he’s the king of eternity and all that jazz. It’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?
So, like, the big man upstairs told Mary she was gonna have a gnarly baby and name him Jesus. He’s gonna be the raddest dude, ruling over the world forever. No joke, he’s gonna be a totally chill dude and his kingdom will have no end. Bummer man, that’s some heavy prophecy.
So, like, there were these chill shepherds, just hangin’ with their sheep and all of a sudden this super gnarly angel popped up and was like, “Yo, don’t freak out, I got some rad news. The Savior, bro, is born tonight in Bethlehem, and he’s gonna be a total game-changer for all mankind.”
