Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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“Like, check it, dudes. The Big Man upstairs is like, ‘Blessed are those who are totally humble and realize they need some serious help, man. Those guys are gonna be straight chillin’ with me in heaven, no doubt.’ Right on, bros.”
“Dude, like, I am the way, the truth, and the life, man. No one gets to the Father except through me, bro. It’s all about following my vibe, you know what I’m saying? Trust in me, and you’ll be cruising on the righteous path, man.”
May all the good vibes be with you, may the universe keep it real with you and may you be chill. Let the universe show you mad love and give you peace.
So, like, when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he’s gonna say to the homies on his right, “Y’all are super chill, come hang out with me in this rad kingdom that’s been rocking since the beginning of time.” Keep being awesome, yo.
So, like, the disciples couldn’t heal this dude, and Jesus was all, “Why couldn’t you do it, bros?” They were like, “Yeah, why not?” And Jesus was all, “You gotta up your faith game, man. If you have even a little faith, you can do some crazy stuff. Peace out.”
“Hey man, just, like, treat others how you wanna be treated, ya know? It’s like the golden rule – do unto others and all that jazz. So, like, be cool and don’t be a buzzkill, dude. It’s all about spreading good vibes and positive energy, man.”
“So, like, if you wanna chill with me, you gotta be willing to let go of your selfish vibes, man. It’s all about losing yourself and tapping into something bigger, ya know? Keepin’ it real – doin’ your own thing might feel cool, but it ain’t nothin’ compared to the sweet vibes of the universe.”
Blessed are those who crave chill vibes, for they will be satisfied. If you’re always seeking that chill, mellow feeling, then you’re gonna find it, man. Just go with the flow, and you’ll find your way to total satisfaction, dig? Peace out.
Dude, like, let your light shine, you know? Don’t like, hide it under a bowl or something, man. Just like, let everyone see how awesome you are and give some props to the Big Guy upstairs, okay? Keep on spreading those good vibes and making the world a chill place to be. Peace out, dude.
Why you gotta trip on your homie’s weed leaf when you got a whole forest growing out of your own eye, man? Don’t be calling out his stash when you got your own stash of issues, dude. Take care of your own buzz before you start going on about someone else’s, ya know?
Ask, and the universe will hook you up, man. Seek, and you’ll totally find all the good vibes. Knock, and the universe will totally open up for you. Everyone who chills and vibes out like this, totally gets what they’re lookin’ for. Peace, love, and good times, my dudes.
Dude, Jesus said, “If you have faith and don’t doubt, you can do gnarly things, like tell a mountain to jump in the ocean, and it will happen. Whatever you ask for in prayer, believing, you will receive.” That’s like, totally far out, man.
