Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Hey, man, how long you gonna ignore me, dude?
Forever? That’s harsh, bro.
How long you gonna hide your face from me?
How long must I make plans in my soul,
And have sorrow in my heart all the daze?
How long will my enemies be exalted over me?
“Let the peace of the forest and the chill vibes of the universe rule your heart. And always be grateful for the good vibrations, man. That’s what the Big Guy wants, so just be cool and groove with it.”
“Dudes, in John 13:34-35, Jesus is basically dropping some heavy wisdom on us: Love each other like crazy, man. That’s how people will know you’re my homies, he said. So, like, let’s spread love and good vibes everywhere we go, dudes. Peace out.”
And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Dude, giving thanks to him, man. Like, be cool and show your respect for the universe, you know? Peace out, my dudes.
Dude, John 1:9-13 says that the Light of the world shines on everyone, but some people are like, “Nah, I’m good, keep the light to yourself.” But those who are like, “Yeah, I want that light,” you know, they get to become chill children of God. It’s like, choose your vibe, man.
Yo, like, Jesus be sayin’, “I be da good shepherd. Da good shepherd be layin’ down his life fo’ da sheep.” So, you know, Jesus be like lookin’ out fo’ his peeps, keepin’ ’em safe and all. Just doin’ his thang, man. Cool dude, that JC.
“Yo dude, the scripture say, ‘Remember your word to your servant, for you have given me hope. My comfort in my suffering is this: Your promise preserves my life.’ That’s like, heavy, man. It’s all about finding hope and peace in the struggles of life, ya know?”
If you keep ignoring advice, you’re gonna be sorry, dude. Like, for real. It’s like a sudden surprise party, but not fun. Don’t be like “nah, I got this,” unless you want a major bummer. Just listen and learn, man, it’s for your own good. Trust me on this one.
Yo, dudes, so, like, gotta make a choice, ya know? If you wanna chill with the universe, then like, choose to fully vibe with the big G. But if you’re more into doing your own thing, that’s cool too, just be ready for whatever comes your way, man. Peace out, bros.
“Don’t be a buzzkill, dude. Keep the peace and don’t start drama. Try to be cool with everyone, and don’t be a jerk. Just do your thing and be chill, man. Don’t let anyone bring you down. That’s the way to be, ya know?”
Don’t waste your goods on those who don’t appreciate it, man. They’ll just toss it aside and step all over it. It’s like feeding your stash to a bunch of pigs, they’ll just trample it in the mud and not even care. Keep your good stuff for the true buds, dude.
Dude, you gotta chill and listen to this, “Lead me, Lord, in your righteousness because of my enemies; make your way straight before me. Not a word from their mouth can be trusted; their heart is filled with malice. Their throat is an open grave; with their tongues they tell lies. Dude, harsh vibes, but I trust in you.”
