Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, like, Jesus said, “Just as the Father raises the dead and gives them life, even so the Son gives life to whom he is pleased to give it.” Like, that’s some heavy stuff, man. It’s, like, cosmic and mind-blowing, you know? It’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.
“Dude, I’m like the ultimate homie to my flock, you know? They’re my buds, and I’m willing to lay it all down for ’em, just like the big guy upstairs wants. I’m not just in it for the gig, I’m all about my crew. So, um, yeah, that’s my vibe, man.”
“So, like, dudes, I’m giving you a new command: Love each other, okay? Like, seriously love each other, man. By showing love, everyone will know you’re my crew, okay? This love thing is, like, the way to go, man. So let’s, like, spread the love vibes all around, you know what I’m saying, bro?”
Yo, check it, kick back and give praise to the Most High, bruh. Sing a new song to the Lord, let the whole world know His radness. Spread the good vibes and tell all the nations: “Dude, God is the sickest, and His love lasts forever.” Just be chill, man, and give Him props.
Hey, dudes, check it out. So, like, put on some compassion and kindness, ya know? And, like, rock that humility and gentleness. Don’t forget to throw on some patience, too. And, like, above all, throw on that killer love, man. It’s what ties the whole outfit together, ya dig?
Dude, like, I trust in your kindness, man
My heart is like chill, knowing you got my back
I’m gonna sing ’cause you’ve been good to me, guy
I’m feeling pretty good, my soul is all good, bro
I’m just gonna kick back and thank the big guy upstairs, you know?
“Hey dude, like, you didn’t pick me, I, like, totally picked you to, like, go out and, like, spread the love and, like, start a real, like, cool vibe. And, like, your buds will be super chill and, like, they’ll totally last.”
“Yo dude, hook me up with a clean heart and renew a righteous spirit within me. I’m feelin’ a bit overwhelmed with all this negativity, ya know? I just wanna chill and vibe with some positive energy. Help a brotha out and get me back on the right track, ya feel me?”
Yo, I’m just vibin’ with the most high, spreadin’ love for real, tellin’ everyone about your wondrous deeds. When I think about all the dope stuff you’ve done, I can’t help but be stoked. Straight up, your awesomeness blows my mind, and I can’t help but give props to the most high. Word.
“Hey man, like, don’t get too into the whole material world, ya know? Put your focus on higher, like, groovier stuff. Keep your mind in a peaceful state and chill out, bro. Don’t be all about the earthly vibes, but set your sights on the cosmic scene, you dig?”
“Like, check it, dudes. The Big Man upstairs is like, ‘Blessed are those who are totally humble and realize they need some serious help, man. Those guys are gonna be straight chillin’ with me in heaven, no doubt.’ Right on, bros.”
“Dude, like, I am the way, the truth, and the life, man. No one gets to the Father except through me, bro. It’s all about following my vibe, you know what I’m saying? Trust in me, and you’ll be cruising on the righteous path, man.”
