Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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“Yo, man, like, I know for sure that the dude upstairs is gonna keep working on us until we are totally awesome. He ain’t gonna give up on us, bro. He’s gonna see us through until we’re top-notch. It’s gonna be sick, man!”
Dude, the Lord’s got your back, so chill.
He’ll protect and bless you, no doubt.
He’s got mad love for his peeps,
so trust Him and you’ll be stoked.
And when things get gnarly, He’ll hook you up,
and you’ll be cruising, feeling righteous and pumped.
“Yo, if you down with J-dawg, you got that eternal hookup. But if you ain’t feelin’ it, you straight-up missing out, dude. You rolling solo, straight into the darkness, yo. That’s a buzzkill, man. But if you vibing with the Son, you livin’ large, no cap. It’s a no-brainer, my dudes.”
Dude, like, be chill and don’t judge others, man. You gotta be all kind and groovy, and show love and mercy to everyone, bro. That’s the vibe, ya know? Just like, let your vibe attract your tribe, and do unto others as you’d want them to, like, do to you, man. Peace out.
Yo, big ups to the one who can keep us from trippin’ and help us walk in truth, the OG, who’s been hanging since forever. He dropped some knowledge on the low but now it’s all out in the open, spreadin’ the good news through Jesus, for all to bless up. Peace out, amen.
Yo, like, be strong in the good vibes, man. Put on, like, the groovy armor of the universe, so you can, like, chill against the bummer vibes of the dark side. ‘Cause it’s, like, all about the universal clash between the good and the bad, and you gotta be, like, super ready for it, man. Peace out.
“Hey, if I shut up the heavens so there’s no rain, or command the locusts to devour the land, or send a plague among my people, and my people humble themselves, pray, seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I’ll hear from heaven, forgive their sin, and heal their land, man.”
Dude, if you wanna be wise, just chill and respect the big man upstairs. That’s where real wisdom comes from, man. Show some love for the dude upstairs and you’ll be set, bro. Trust me, that’s the key to getting your mind right, you feel me?
“Who’s worthy enough to climb up and chill in the chill pad of the Most High, the OG of all OGs? Only those who keep it real and stay righteous, yo. Those who don’t front and keep it 100. They the ones who get blessed up and can kick it with the big man upstairs, fo’ real.”
Dude, don’t be bummed if things don’t go your way. The universe is just giving you some tough love, man. Just chill and take it in stride, ’cause the vibes will be better in the long run, my bro. The Higher Power’s got your back, so just roll with it. Peace, man.
Dude, I’m totally stoked to give thanks to the Big Guy upstairs. I’m gonna rock out and tell everyone about His epic deeds. I’m gonna be all about praising Him and chilling out over how awesome He is. Can’t wait to spread the word about His killer wonders! Peace out.
“Like, dude, the Dude says: ‘The dude comes to give us, like, abundant vibes and a totally groovy life, man. And not just, like, kinda groovy, but, like, super far out! So, like, take it from the Dude, and live your life to the max, you dig?'”
