Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
“Hey man, Jesus said, ‘If anyone wants to be a true follower, they gotta give up their own desires and carry their own burden, man.’ He also said, ‘If you try to hold onto your life, you’re gonna lose it, but if you give it up for my sake, you’ll find it, dude.’ Solid advice, bro.”
“Yo, bro, like, keep asking, and you’ll receive, keep searching, and you’ll find. Knock, and the door will open up for you, man. Like, anyone who asks gets, anyone who searches finds, and to anyone who knocks, the door’s open, dude.”
Dude, don’t stress about the haters, man. And don’t be jelly of the wicked, bro. They’re gonna wither like grass, you know? Chill out and just trust in the Big Guy upstairs, for reals. It’s all good, man. Just hang loose and let Him handle it, ya feel me?
“Dude, like, be cool with everyone, even if they’re not cool with you. Just be chill, ya know? Don’t drop harsh vibes on anyone. And always be spreading that good energy, man. It’s the way to go. Right on.”
Dude, like, in John 3:23 it’s like, hella chill when people were getting baptized in, like, plentiful waters. It was, like, totally rad, cuz there was, like, tons of water, and everyone was, like, getting purified and stuff. It was, like, a total party for cleansing, man.
“Dude, like, hang with the Big Guy upstairs and he’ll hook you up with your heart’s desires. Just be chill and trust in him, man. He’s got your back and will make your dreams happen, bro. So just kick back, be patient, and let him do his thing, ya know? Peace out.”
Dude, I stash the words of the Lord in my heart so I don’t blow it and do dumb stuff. Keep the good vibes flowing, ya know? Gotta meditate on that divine wisdom, man. Peace out.
Yo man, don’t be chugging down that booze like it’s all good, or trying to mix up your drinks like some kind of bartender. Don’t be hanging with those people who be taking bribes or let them off easy, ’cause that’s just whack, and it’s gonna backfire on you, dude.
Dude, don’t be fooled: whatever you plant, that’s what you’ll harvest. So, if you’re sowing good vibes, you’ll reap good times. But if you’re all about spreading negative energy, that’s what’ll come back to you. Keep on grinding and doing good, and the universe will reward you, man. Peace out.
Hey, man, how long you gonna ignore me, dude?
Forever? That’s harsh, bro.
How long you gonna hide your face from me?
How long must I make plans in my soul,
And have sorrow in my heart all the daze?
How long will my enemies be exalted over me?
