Yo, blessed are the chill peeps, the laid-back ones, man! They’re like super cool, relaxed vibes who don’t sweat the small stuff. They’ll totally vibe with the universe and inherit the mellow lands where good vibes flow, bro. So just kick back, keep it breezy, and let life throw its wild waves at ya!
Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.
Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.
Dude, like, who can say they’re totally innocent? Not me, man. I mean, I’ve definitely messed up a few times. But let’s be real, who hasn’t? Like, are any of us really squeaky clean? Nah, we’ve all got some dirt on us, you know? Peace out.
“Dude, life ain’t just about food, you know? It’s also about what’s kickin’ in your soul. You gotta catch every word that bounces off the Big Man’s lips, man. Don’t leave nothin’ behind. It’s that good stuff that keeps you going, ya feel me?”
Dude, search me, hash out my soul and grill me, man,
Check my vibe, no buzz-kill drama on my scene,
My delta waves are groovy, I stay high on divine vibes,
Safe from haters, my feet jam on solid rocks.
So, this dude named Joseph was engaged to this chick Mary, right? But then he finds out she’s preggo and he knows it isn’t his. But an angel shows up and tells him to chill, ’cause the baby is from God. And they’re supposed to name him Jesus, ’cause he’s gonna save everyone from their sins, man.
“Like, dude, my peeps, like, listen up, ya know? My sheep listen to my voice, and I know them, and they follow me, ya know? I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one can snatch them outta my hand, ya dig?”
So this chick at the well was all, “Hey, you’re a Jew and I’m a Samaritan, what’s the dealio with you talking to me?” And Jesus was like, “Chill out, girl. If you knew who I was, you’d be asking me for some rad living water.” Classic Jesus, always dropping truth bombs.
Dude, when the kindness and love of our chill Savior appeared, he totally saved us, not ’cause of anything rad we did, but ’cause of his righteous vibes. He poured out his sweet spirit on us generously, chillin’ us out and giving us a fresh start. Now we’re totally gonna be heavenly homies, all mellow and righteous, ya know?
And the Word became a dude and chilled with us, straight-up full of coolness and truth. And we saw his awesomeness, like the totally unique and amazing son of the big guy upstairs, just kickin’ it among us regular folks, spreading nothing but good vibes and good times, man.
Yo dude, listen up. This is a righteous saying, straight from the holy book: “Yo, I’m the worst sinner there is,” but that didn’t stop the Big Man from showing me mad love. He hooked me up, showing everyone how dope his patience is. Peace out, my brothers and sisters.
“For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6
