Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Yo, watch out! If you don’t stay woke and check yourself, I’m gonna come through like a thief in the night and catch you slippin’. So keep your eyes peeled and keep it tight, or else you gonna miss out on all the good stuff, ya dig?
So, like, Romans 3:27-28 is all about how we ain’t got nuthin’ to boast about, you know? It’s like, we don’t gotta brag ’bout doin’ good stuff to get on God’s good side. It’s all about havin’ faith and trustin’ in Him, man. So chill and just believe, dude.
Dude, Timothy 3:14-15 says, “Stick with what you learned, man. Stay true to your beliefs, bro. Don’t let anyone mess with your good vibes, ya know? Just keep on spreading that good word, and you’ll be totally chill, groovy, and right on, dude.” Peace out!
So, like, imitate Big Guy, dudes, and spread love like, everywhere, man! Kindness, understanding, and all that good stuff, just like how He did for us, showing us what’s up. That’s the real deal, man. Follow in His footsteps and live out the good vibes, man.
“Hey man, don’t go bragging about how much you give to charity just to get props from people. If you do that, you’re missing the whole point, y’know? Keep your giving on the down low, and let it be between you and the big guy upstairs. That’s the righteous way to do it, bro.”
So, like, there’s this dude who’s super chill, right? And he’s all like, “Yo, listen up, if you wanna be solid, you gotta build your house on a rock, not sand, ya know?” ‘Cause when the gnarly storms come, only the rock house stays standing, while the sand house gets totally wiped out, man. Peace.
Like, imagine… this rich dude ask Jesus how to get into heaven. And Jesus is like, “Dude, it’s easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich dude to get into heaven.” The rich dude is bummed, but Jesus is like, “With God, anything is possible, dude.”
“Dude, so they asked Jesus, like, ‘What do we gotta do to, like, do God’s work?’ And Jesus was all, ‘Just, like, believe in me, man.’ Like, that’s it. That’s all you gotta do. So simple, bro.”
Jesus be like, “I am the true vine and my Father be the gardener. He cuts off every branch that doesn’t bear fruit, but the ones that do, he prunes, so they can grow even more fruit. Just like, in life, man, you gotta keep growing and getting rid of the dead weight, ya feel?”
So, like, God was all like, “Dude, I totally love the world, like, so much that I gave my one and only son, dude, so that everyone who, like, believes in him won’t be, like, toast, but totally have, like, everlasting life. It’s, like, the best gift ever, man.”
So, like, Jesus said to the dudes, “You don’t believe ‘coz you ain’t my sheep, yo. My sheep, they hear my voice and follow me, and I give ’em eternal life, man. They ain’t never gonna perish, and no one can snatch ’em outta my hand, bro.”
“Like, yo, if I, like, get lifted up from the earth, I’ll totally, like, bring all people to me, bro. Just saying, dude. Just putting it out there, you know what I mean? So, I’m, like, calling all of you to, you know, hang with me and stuff. Take it or leave it, man.”
