Yo, blessed are the chill peeps, the laid-back ones, man! They’re like super cool, relaxed vibes who don’t sweat the small stuff. They’ll totally vibe with the universe and inherit the mellow lands where good vibes flow, bro. So just kick back, keep it breezy, and let life throw its wild waves at ya!
Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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Dude, like, in John 3:23 it’s like, hella chill when people were getting baptized in, like, plentiful waters. It was, like, totally rad, cuz there was, like, tons of water, and everyone was, like, getting purified and stuff. It was, like, a total party for cleansing, man.
“Dude, like, hang with the Big Guy upstairs and he’ll hook you up with your heart’s desires. Just be chill and trust in him, man. He’s got your back and will make your dreams happen, bro. So just kick back, be patient, and let him do his thing, ya know? Peace out.”
Dude, I stash the words of the Lord in my heart so I don’t blow it and do dumb stuff. Keep the good vibes flowing, ya know? Gotta meditate on that divine wisdom, man. Peace out.
Yo man, don’t be chugging down that booze like it’s all good, or trying to mix up your drinks like some kind of bartender. Don’t be hanging with those people who be taking bribes or let them off easy, ’cause that’s just whack, and it’s gonna backfire on you, dude.
Dude, don’t be fooled: whatever you plant, that’s what you’ll harvest. So, if you’re sowing good vibes, you’ll reap good times. But if you’re all about spreading negative energy, that’s what’ll come back to you. Keep on grinding and doing good, and the universe will reward you, man. Peace out.
Hey, man, how long you gonna ignore me, dude?
Forever? That’s harsh, bro.
How long you gonna hide your face from me?
How long must I make plans in my soul,
And have sorrow in my heart all the daze?
How long will my enemies be exalted over me?
“Let the peace of the forest and the chill vibes of the universe rule your heart. And always be grateful for the good vibrations, man. That’s what the Big Guy wants, so just be cool and groove with it.”
“Dudes, in John 13:34-35, Jesus is basically dropping some heavy wisdom on us: Love each other like crazy, man. That’s how people will know you’re my homies, he said. So, like, let’s spread love and good vibes everywhere we go, dudes. Peace out.”
And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Dude, giving thanks to him, man. Like, be cool and show your respect for the universe, you know? Peace out, my dudes.
Dude, John 1:9-13 says that the Light of the world shines on everyone, but some people are like, “Nah, I’m good, keep the light to yourself.” But those who are like, “Yeah, I want that light,” you know, they get to become chill children of God. It’s like, choose your vibe, man.
