Yo, check it out! Don't go tossing your cool stuff to the folks who totally won't appreciate it, man. Like, if they’re not vibing with the good vibes, just hold onto your treasure, dude! You don’t want them getting all gnarly and disrespectful, turning your sweet moments into a total bummer. Keep the good energy,...
Chill out with this Bible verse of the day.
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So, like, there’s this dude who’s super chill, right? And he’s all like, “Yo, listen up, if you wanna be solid, you gotta build your house on a rock, not sand, ya know?” ‘Cause when the gnarly storms come, only the rock house stays standing, while the sand house gets totally wiped out, man. Peace.
Like, imagine… this rich dude ask Jesus how to get into heaven. And Jesus is like, “Dude, it’s easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich dude to get into heaven.” The rich dude is bummed, but Jesus is like, “With God, anything is possible, dude.”
“Dude, so they asked Jesus, like, ‘What do we gotta do to, like, do God’s work?’ And Jesus was all, ‘Just, like, believe in me, man.’ Like, that’s it. That’s all you gotta do. So simple, bro.”
Jesus be like, “I am the true vine and my Father be the gardener. He cuts off every branch that doesn’t bear fruit, but the ones that do, he prunes, so they can grow even more fruit. Just like, in life, man, you gotta keep growing and getting rid of the dead weight, ya feel?”
So, like, God was all like, “Dude, I totally love the world, like, so much that I gave my one and only son, dude, so that everyone who, like, believes in him won’t be, like, toast, but totally have, like, everlasting life. It’s, like, the best gift ever, man.”
So, like, Jesus said to the dudes, “You don’t believe ‘coz you ain’t my sheep, yo. My sheep, they hear my voice and follow me, and I give ’em eternal life, man. They ain’t never gonna perish, and no one can snatch ’em outta my hand, bro.”
“Like, yo, if I, like, get lifted up from the earth, I’ll totally, like, bring all people to me, bro. Just saying, dude. Just putting it out there, you know what I mean? So, I’m, like, calling all of you to, you know, hang with me and stuff. Take it or leave it, man.”
“Hey man, JC said, ‘Love each other as I have loved you.’ That’s some deep stuff, right? Like, spread the love, bro, and be cool to one another. Let’s keep the good vibes flowing and show some love, man. It’s all about the love, dude.”
“Dude, me and the Big Man, we’re totally chill and in sync, like two peas in a pod, man. We’re tight, ya know? When you see me, you’re seeing the Big Man too. We’re totally on the same wavelength, bro.”
“Hey man, sing some praises to the Big Guy up there! Let everyone know about all the crazy stuff he’s done. Spread the word about how he’s always got your back and never lets you down. It’s like, the ultimate vibes, for real.”
“Dude, if you’re not down with Jesus, you’re totally missing out, man. Like, you’re already condemned, bro. But if you’re all about Jesus, you’re chillin’ with eternal life, you dig? It’s like, the ultimate bummer or the ultimate gnarly ride, depending on your deal with JC, ya know what I mean?”
Dude, like, be totally chill and not freak out, bro. The big man upstairs is watching your back, so there’s no need to trip out, ya know? Just keep your head up, stay strong, and keep it real. Peace out, man.
