Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 19:23-26!
So, like, Jesus was all, “Dude, it’s way hard for rich folks to get into the chill zone, like squeezing a camel through a tiny door, man!” The homies were tripping, like, “Wait, how’s that even possible?” And then he was like, “Totally, it’s tough for peeps, but with vibes from the universe? Anything’s possible, bro!”