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Yo, Philemon! I’m writing to you about your runaway slave, Onesimus. But listen, bro, I’m not gonna be all bossy and tell you what to do. I’m just gonna ask you to treat him like a real bro, ’cause he’s been super helpful to me. Plus, now that he’s a believer, you gotta see him as more than just a slave. So, can you please forgive him and welcome him back with open arms? That would be dope. Peace out.
Yo, listen up peeps! Hebrews be talkin’ ’bout how Jesus is the real deal, not some fake hype. He’s like the ultimate squad leader, always got our backs. So let’s keep it 100 and follow him, no cap. #JesusSquadGoals #HebrewsRemix
Yo, listen up! James is spittin’ some real talk about faith and works. Don’t just talk the talk, walk the walk. Word up, fam.
Yo, peeps! Check it out – 1 Peter is gettin’ a fresh remix! This book is all about chillin’ with God and livin’ your best life. He’s got your back, so keep it real and stay strong, homies. #blessed #1Peter #lit
Yo, peeps! This is 2 Peter, remixed for the cool kids. Listen up, fam, ’cause Peter’s got some mad wisdom to drop on ya. Stay woke, don’t be a fool, and keep it 100 with God. He’s got your back, even when the haters try to bring you down. Peace out! #blessed #word
Yo, listen up peeps! John here, spreading some truth. God’s light is dope, so let’s walk in it. No hating on our bros, that’s not cool. Love is lit, and God is love. Let’s keep it 100, and keep His commandments. Peace out! 🙌🏼👊🏼
Yo, listen up fam! This is 2 John, remixed for the 21st century. This letter is from the OG Elder, to my main homie, Lady chosen by God and her kiddos. I’m stoked that I’ve met some of your peeps, and they’re all down with the truth. Keep it real and stay true to the commandment to love one another. Don’t let any fake news deceive you. Later!
Yo, John here. Sending love to my homie Gaius. Keep doing your thing, bruh. Some haters tryna bring you down, but don’t let ’em get to you. Stay true to the Lord and keep showing hospitality to the squad. Peace out. #blessed #love #haterzgonnahate
Yo, peeps! It’s your boy, Jude, droppin’ some truth on ya. Don’t let these false prophets fool ya with their bogus teachings. Stay strong in your faith and keep it 100. Remember, there’s only one true God and He’s got your back. Peace out! 🙏🏼✌🏼
Yo, peep this. In the last book of the Bible, Revelation, God’s about to drop some serious knowledge. He’s gonna come down and show us all what’s up. It’s gonna be lit, fam. But watch out for them seven seals, they’re no joke. Stay woke and stay blessed, y’all. #blessed #revelation #jesusiscoming
Yo, listen up! This is Amos spitting truth, straight from the big man upstairs. He’s sick of all y’all faking it, acting like you’re all holy and righteous. Nah, man, you gotta start walking the walk, not just talking the talk. Otherwise, you gonna feel the wrath of the man upstairs, and let me tell you, it ain’t pretty. So get your act together, before it’s too late. #preach #realness #amen
Yo, listen up fam, Obadiah’s got some sick rhymes about Judah’s downfall. Edom’s gonna get wrecked for being shady. Don’t sleep on this one, it’s lit!
