Bible Fun

“Hey there, wanna know how to inherit eternal life? Check out Matthew 19 – it’s got all the tips and tricks!” #BibleHumor #EternalLifeGoals

Get ready to see Jesus like you’ve never seen him before in Matthew 17! It’s the ultimate spiritual face lift, guaranteed to make you say ‘Holy Moses!’

Hey, are you tired of dealing with drama? Let Matthew 18 be your mediator! It’s the original “block and delete” method. #BibleHumor

“Buy Matthew 15 today and get a free lesson on why it’s what’s on the inside that counts! Plus, witness Jesus roast the Pharisees like never before!” #HolyHumor #BuyNow

Want to invest in the ultimate rock? Check out Matthew 16 – it’s got solid returns and a guaranteed foundation. Plus, no risk of erosion!

Get your daily dose of fish and bread with Matthew 14! Guaranteed to satisfy your hunger for spiritual nourishment. Don’t miss out!

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Get ready for the ultimate parable showdown! Matthew 13 has it all: sowing, weeds, treasure, and even fishing. Don’t miss out on this biblical blockbuster!

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“Are you tired of constant chaos? Get Matthew 8! It’s got calming seas, cured leprosy, and even demon-possessed pigs!” #miracles #bible