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Looking for a juicy betrayal, Last Supper drama, and a side of divine sacrifice? Look no further than Matthew 26, now available in paperback!
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Looking for a juicy betrayal, Last Supper drama, and a side of divine sacrifice? Look no further than Matthew 26, now available in paperback!
Get your apocalypse fix with Matthew 24! Full of drama, destruction, and even a zombie-like resurrection. Don’t miss out!
“Want eternal life? Follow Matthew 25 and find out what it takes to be a sheep and not a goat. Trust us, it’s better than being a bleating disaster.” #GoodShepherd #EternalLife
“Looking for a divine invitation? Join the party in Matthew 22 and enjoy some heavenly banquet! Don’t miss out on this RSVP!” #BibleHumor #DivineInvitation
Looking for some sassy biblical truths? Check out Matthew 23! Jesus throws some serious shade at the Pharisees. Don’t miss out!
Get baptized by the original hipster, John the Baptist, in Matthew 3, and wash away your sins with holy water. #HolySwag #NoMoreSin
“Get a taste of divine temptation with Matthew 4. It’s the original ‘hangry’ story, but with a heavenly twist!” #BuyNow #BibleSales
Looking for a juicy family tree? Check out Matthew 1 – the OG of genealogy. Guaranteed to make your ancestors look boring.
Get wise like the Magi – read Matthew 2 for the ultimate guide to gift-giving and avoiding tyrant kings. Guaranteed to bring joy (and laughs) to your holiday season!
Get your daily dose of blessedness with Matthew 5 – the perfect read to keep the devil away and your salvation intact! Order now!
“Jesus rode a donkey, you can ride the wave of salvation with Matthew 21. Get your holy fix today!” #blessed #salvation #funny
Want heavenly rewards AND a clear conscience? Look no further! Matthew 6 has all the tips for humble bragging and righteous living. Order now!