Get on the right side of Matthew 25! Invest in salvation today!
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“Want eternal life? Follow Matthew 25 and find out what it takes to be a sheep and not a goat. Trust us, it’s better than being a bleating disaster.” #GoodShepherd #EternalLife
“Looking for a divine invitation? Join the party in Matthew 22 and enjoy some heavenly banquet! Don’t miss out on this RSVP!” #BibleHumor #DivineInvitation
Looking for some sassy biblical truths? Check out Matthew 23! Jesus throws some serious shade at the Pharisees. Don’t miss out!
Get baptized by the original hipster, John the Baptist, in Matthew 3, and wash away your sins with holy water. #HolySwag #NoMoreSin
“Get a taste of divine temptation with Matthew 4. It’s the original ‘hangry’ story, but with a heavenly twist!” #BuyNow #BibleSales
Looking for a juicy family tree? Check out Matthew 1 – the OG of genealogy. Guaranteed to make your ancestors look boring.
Get wise like the Magi – read Matthew 2 for the ultimate guide to gift-giving and avoiding tyrant kings. Guaranteed to bring joy (and laughs) to your holiday season!
Get your daily dose of blessedness with Matthew 5 – the perfect read to keep the devil away and your salvation intact! Order now!
“Jesus rode a donkey, you can ride the wave of salvation with Matthew 21. Get your holy fix today!” #blessed #salvation #funny
Want heavenly rewards AND a clear conscience? Look no further! Matthew 6 has all the tips for humble bragging and righteous living. Order now!
Get your life on track with Matthew 7 – the original self-help book! Guaranteed to leave you feeling ‘blessed and highly favored’!
“Hey there, wanna know how to inherit eternal life? Check out Matthew 19 – it’s got all the tips and tricks!” #BibleHumor #EternalLifeGoals