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Get ready to have your socks knocked off with Revelation 2! Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your existence. Order now!
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Want to know the secrets of the universe? Look no further than Revelation 1 – guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe even save your soul). #HolyWow
Get your end-of-the-world fix with Revelation 17 – it’s the apocalypse you won’t want to miss! (just don’t forget your holy water)
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Looking for a wingman to guide you through life? Look no further than Jude – he’s been helping people since before it was cool. #Blessed
Get ready for some divine destruction with Revelation 15! Guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat… or maybe just praying for mercy.
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Get ready to fall in love with the quirkiest apostle in town! 3 John – the ultimate guide to hospitality and gossip!
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Looking for a wild ride full of dragons, battles, and a pregnant woman? Look no further than Revelation 12 – the Bible’s ultimate action-packed thriller! #HolyPageTurner