The Animated Character Bart Simpson Gives a Summary of James
Yo what’s up dudes and dudettes! It’s me, Bart Simpson, here to tell you about the Book of James from the Bible. Yeah, that’s right,
Have fun being creative with the Bible.
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Yo what’s up dudes and dudettes! It’s me, Bart Simpson, here to tell you about the Book of James from the Bible. Yeah, that’s right,
Jesus became sin for us, so that we might become righteous.
Three random fictitious conversations between Judas Iscariot and Boaz about The Jamaican Bobsled Team. That might have taken place at various times in history… But
“We all make boo-boos and fall short of God’s awesomeness.” – Homer Simpson
“Believe in Jesus and you’ll be saved, pal!” -Barney Rubble
“Jesus is God and he saves us! Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson
God is a gardener, we are grapes on His vine. Stay close to Him and you’ll bear fruit.
“For God loved the world so much, he gave his only son so whoever believes in him won’t die.”
“Big person upstairs says good people safe forever. Bad people done-zo. Jesus agrees. Me happy.”
Captain Marvel: “Believe in Jesus, receive salvation. Baptized, joy filled their hearts. Holy Spirit came, their lives transformed.”
Only Jesus draws superheroes to salvation.
Umm, like, only those who obey God will make it into heaven. That’s pretty cool, huh huh huh.