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Get saved, get Romans 10! It’s the ultimate guide to eternal life, and with just one chapter, it’s a quick and easy read. Plus, it’s a bestseller that’s been around for centuries – talk about staying power!
Are you ready to run the race of faith? Let 1 Corinthians 9 be your playbook. It’s like a spiritual Gatorade, but without the calories.
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Feeling lonely? Marriage on the rocks? 1 Corinthians 7 has got your back, baby! Get hitched, stay single, it’s all good! #BibleLoveAdvice
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