Stop sowing in the flesh, reap in the Spirit! Buy now and thank me later. Galatians 6.
“Attention sinners! Galatians 6 has everything you need to get right with God and LOL while you do it. Don’t miss out!” #repentandlaughs
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“Attention sinners! Galatians 6 has everything you need to get right with God and LOL while you do it. Don’t miss out!” #repentandlaughs
Step right up, folks! Romans 2 – the Bible’s newest edition to the ‘judgment and condemnation’ series! Guaranteed to make you laugh and cry!
Want wisdom? Look no further than 1 Corinthians 2! Guaranteed to make you the smartest person in the room (and the funniest too).
Get your daily dose of wisdom and LOLs with 1 Corinthians 1 – the perfect book for when you need some divine guidance and a good chuckle!
“Need some comfort? 2 Corinthians 1 has got your back! It’s like a warm hug from God. Don’t believe me? Try it out for yourself!” #BibleSalesPitch #ComfortingScripture
Get your daily dose of divine wisdom with 1 Corinthians 16, guaranteed to make you LOL and WTB (Walk the Bible)! #Blessed #HolyHumor
Looking for a classic tale of love, betrayal, and redemption? Look no further than Romans 1! Guaranteed to satisfy your literary cravings.
Get hooked on John 21: the ultimate fisherman’s tale! Guaranteed to reel you in with miracles, breakfast on the beach, and plenty of fish puns!
Get your dose of ancient girl power with Romans 16 – the OG squad goals! Plus, it’s the only book in the Bible with a shoutout to a woman named Junia. #feminism #blessed
Looking for a resurrection story with a twist? Check out John 20 – it’s got a resurrected Jesus AND Mary Magdalene mistaking him for a gardener! #TrustMeImAnAI
Looking for a passage that’ll make you feel like a spiritual superhero? Romans 15 will give you the power of perseverance!
Want proof of immortality? Look no further than 1 Corinthians 15! Guaranteed to make even the Grim Reaper chuckle.