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Titus: Church Leadership 101, Bruh

Yo, Titus, listen up! Paul’s givin’ you some sick advice on how to lead the church. Keep it real, be a good homie, and teach the peeps how to stay lit for God. Don’t let no haters bring you down, bro. #blessed #Jesusfam

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Philemon: The Ultimate Friendzone Dilemma

Yo, Philemon! I’m writing to you about your runaway slave, Onesimus. But listen, bro, I’m not gonna be all bossy and tell you what to do. I’m just gonna ask you to treat him like a real bro, ’cause he’s been super helpful to me. Plus, now that he’s a believer, you gotta see him as more than just a slave. So, can you please forgive him and welcome him back with open arms? That would be dope. Peace out.

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Hebrews: Jesus is the squad leader, fam.

Yo, listen up peeps! Hebrews be talkin’ ’bout how Jesus is the real deal, not some fake hype. He’s like the ultimate squad leader, always got our backs. So let’s keep it 100 and follow him, no cap. #JesusSquadGoals #HebrewsRemix

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1 Peter: How to Stay Lit for Jesus, Fam

Yo, peeps! Check it out – 1 Peter is gettin’ a fresh remix! This book is all about chillin’ with God and livin’ your best life. He’s got your back, so keep it real and stay strong, homies. #blessed #1Peter #lit

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2 Pete’s Guide to Staying Lit for Jesus

Yo, peeps! This is 2 Peter, remixed for the cool kids. Listen up, fam, ’cause Peter’s got some mad wisdom to drop on ya. Stay woke, don’t be a fool, and keep it 100 with God. He’s got your back, even when the haters try to bring you down. Peace out! #blessed #word

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2 John: Don’t Let Fake Friends Fool You, Keep It Real!

Yo, listen up fam! This is 2 John, remixed for the 21st century. This letter is from the OG Elder, to my main homie, Lady chosen by God and her kiddos. I’m stoked that I’ve met some of your peeps, and they’re all down with the truth. Keep it real and stay true to the commandment to love one another. Don’t let any fake news deceive you. Later!

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John spills the tea on hospitality and haters

Yo, John here. Sending love to my homie Gaius. Keep doing your thing, bruh. Some haters tryna bring you down, but don’t let ’em get to you. Stay true to the Lord and keep showing hospitality to the squad. Peace out. #blessed #love #haterzgonnahate

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Jude’s Got Beef with False Teachers

Yo, peeps! It’s your boy, Jude, droppin’ some truth on ya. Don’t let these false prophets fool ya with their bogus teachings. Stay strong in your faith and keep it 100. Remember, there’s only one true God and He’s got your back. Peace out! πŸ™πŸΌβœŒπŸΌ

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End of the world, bro: A wild ride in Revelation

Yo, peep this. In the last book of the Bible, Revelation, God’s about to drop some serious knowledge. He’s gonna come down and show us all what’s up. It’s gonna be lit, fam. But watch out for them seven seals, they’re no joke. Stay woke and stay blessed, y’all. #blessed #revelation #jesusiscoming

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