Florida Man’s Brotherly Love Goes Wrong
Laugh out loud with Florida Man’s version of the Bible story as brotherly love takes a hilarious turn. Satirical genius at its finest!
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Laugh out loud with Florida Man’s version of the Bible story as brotherly love takes a hilarious turn. Satirical genius at its finest!
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Florida Man becomes a deity and takes a break from creating the world. A satirical take on the Bible story that will have you laughing out loud!
“Yo, dudes, there was this cat named John who caught mad flack for healing peeps on the sabbath. But he just straight up told them, ‘My bad, my pops be workin’ and I be workin’ too.’ And they couldn’t even hate on him no more.” #blessed #420spirituality
“Now ah tell ya, ef’n a varmint do git hisself riled up, he gonna hex ya good. So take er easy, y’all. Fer a calm and collected mind is what’ll keep ya on the straighten arrow. Jest like that there Preacher-man said in Ecclesiastes 7:12, ‘Wisdom is a defense, and money is a defense, but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it.'”
Yo what’s up dudes and dudettes! It’s me, Bart Simpson, here to tell you about the Book of James from the Bible. Yeah, that’s right,
Listen up now, check out what I wrote
In John’s book, verse 5:13, here’s the quote
You can know for sure that you’re saved
No need to fret, no need to be depraved
Just trust in Jesus, He’s got your back
And you’ll keep on track, stay on the right track, Jack!
“Time’s running out, let’s get right with God.” – 2 Cor 6:2
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Dude, I stash the word in my brain so I don’t trip up on life’s obstacles.
Hey, y’all best be fixin’ yer minds on what really matters and gettin’ rid of them distractions that ain’t worth nothin’. Y’all gotta be sober-minded and set yer hope on the grace that’s comin’ to ya. So get to gittin’ and start preparin’ for what’s ahead!
Yo, listen up, this is John 6:37,
All who come to me shall be given,
I’m talking bout Jesus, the king of kings,
He’s got eternal life, it’s not a thing,
So don’t be shy, come on through,
You’re already chosen, it’s true,
Let’s party up, let’s all unite,
With Jesus by our side, it’s all right.