Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo yo yo, listen up, let me be clear,
God said “let us make man in our image, dear!”
We’ll give him power, rule over all,
And he’ll be fly, never ever fall.
So move your feet and shake that hip,
Cause we’re created in God’s drip!
Husbands, don’t act lika a jerk ta yer wife. U’nuff said.
“Chipmunk who lay with another like him shall be stoned,” says the Lord.
Don’t mess up again, or there’ll be no escape from punishment.
Take care of your own family, or else you’re worse than a no-good, rotten, little snitch.
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Husbands, love your wives, as Bart would love a Squishee on a hot summer day.
Neverland’s laws forbid tinkering with anyone’s plumbing except the opposite sex. But beware of ticking crocs.
Jesus wants us to be nice to each other and let others be more important than ourselves.
Scholars believe oral tradition was preferred.
