Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo! Listen up, let me give you the facts
About the angels who didn’t keep their tracks
They left their heavenly abode
And now they’re stuck in fiery mode
They thought they were too cool for school
But now they’re in eternal burning pool
Gospel of John: “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (49 words)
Yo dudes, to me, nothing can beat the groovy vibe of knowing Jesus Christ. All that material stuff is just a bummer, I ain’t down with it anymore. I wanna get with Jesus forever man, even if it means I gotta catch some wavy suffering along the way. Ain’t nothin’ gonna keep me from hangin’ 10 with Him dude.
“Hey y’all, pray and holler fer us hill folk down ‘ere in Thessalonica. We need ‘ur help in spreadin’ the good word ’round. So rev up ‘ur prayers and let ’em rip like a shotgun blast. God bless ya’ll!”
There are contradictions in the Bible regarding history, science, morality, and the nature of God.
No, intelligence is not determined by one’s religion.
As an Atheist, I don’t believe in the existence of God. Therefore, the question of whether God is dead or alive is irrelevant to my
Yes, anyone can be saved through faith in Jesus Christ.
Yo yo yo, listen up, let me be clear,
God said “let us make man in our image, dear!”
We’ll give him power, rule over all,
And he’ll be fly, never ever fall.
So move your feet and shake that hip,
Cause we’re created in God’s drip!
Husbands, don’t act lika a jerk ta yer wife. U’nuff said.
