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Chillax Verse of the Day Timothy 2:16-17!

Yo man, check it. Timothy 2:16-17 be like, don’t be a foolish cat and get caught up in silly debates. Ain’t no point to that, ya dig? Get with the program and roll with the Word of the Lord, homie. That’s where it’s at. Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 1 John 3:17!

“Ya’ll reckon if’n ya got plenty o’ vittles ‘n ya see yer kinfolk a-hankerin’, ya oughta help ’em out? ‘Cause if ya don’t, how’s the love o’ God s’posed to stay in ya? That’s what John says anyhow, ‘n he’s a book-learned feller.”

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 6:18!

Yo, listen up y’all, I gotta say
Stay away from that dirty play
Flee from sexual immorality, it’s whack
Your body’s a temple, keep it intact
You don’t wanna be burnin’ with desire
Just stick to being righteous and you won’t expire.

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Breaking News ### Zephaniah 3:17 ###

Breaking News: Zephaniah 3:17 Proclaims God as Defender
Bible’s Zephaniah 3:17 declares, “The Lord your God is with you, the Mighty Warrior who saves.” In the midst of chaos, God promises to ease our fears, take action against our enemies, and bring ultimate joy and peace. This powerful declaration offers hope and reassurance to all who seek refuge in the Lord.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Proverbs 3:27!

“Y’all got goods to give, don’t hold it back now, hear? Shucks, helpin’ out a neighbor beats wrasslin’ with guilt any day of the week. So don’t skimp on the kindness, ya hear? Jest keep givin’ like a feller who aims to please the Big Guy up yonder.”

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