2 Corinthians 5:21 Verse of the Day Meme.
“Jesus took our sins so we could wear His righteousness suit like a boss. No returns or exchanges.”
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“Jesus took our sins so we could wear His righteousness suit like a boss. No returns or exchanges.”
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“Dude, love your bro like you love a loaded burrito, and you’ve nailed it, man. Loving others is like the ultimate rulebook, no jokes. It’s all about keeping it chill and avoiding any bad vibes, bro. Simple, yet so righteous, it’s the full package, man!”
Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this one time when I wuz hangin’ ’round the Lord, reckon. All of a sudden, I seen the Almighty sittin’ high and mighty on His throney throne. I felt small as a cricket in a haystack, and I hollered, “Hot dog! I’m as doomed as a skunk in a snake pit, Lord!”
Listen up, y’all, it’s time to hear
About some folks the Lord finds queer
The greedy, idolaters, and no doubt,
Folks tangled up in wild sinning routes
Homosexuals, thieves, and cheats so sly
Drunkards, slanderers, they ain’t fly
But here’s the deal, don’t you fret none
With love and grace, redemption can be won!
“Scrolling through ‘gram, accidentally make disciples of all nations.”
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Yo dudes, check this out from Hebrews 12:7-11 in the ultimate stoner way! So, it’s like when the universe teaches ya some hard lessons, don’t moan and groan. Just remember, it’s all ’cause the universe loves you, bro. Like a good father, it disciplines us to keep us on the righteous path. Stay groovy! Peace out, man!
Well, now, in them days, old Isaiah was sittin’ here mindin’ his own business, when he done gone seen the good Lord, all high and mighty, sittin’ all fancy on his throne, with them angel critters flappin’ their wings. And Isaiah says, “I’m a goner, Lord! I’m a lowly feller, jest a common nobody.”
Yo listen up, don’t be playin’ no game
If you keep on sinning, you’re putting God to shame
There ain’t no sacrifice that can save your soul
So don’t be acting like you’re in control
Time to straighten up, stop acting so slick
Or you’ll be facing judgment, real quick!
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Chris, you are most like David from the Bible.