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Breaking news: James 1:19 – “My dear brothers and sisters, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry.” This advice comes from the Bible and is a reminder to communicate effectively and with kindness. Stay tuned for more updates on the power of positivity and empathy.
Yo, big man upstairs – why you gotta be so distant sometimes? I’m feeling real low and lost, and my enemies are closing in on me. Can you hook me up with some guidance and protection? I’m all about that humble vibe, so hit me up with some of that sweet love and mercy.
“Y’all hear now, a fool reckons hisself smarter than his own mammy, but he don’t never get no learnin’ done. Just cause he thick as molasses, don’t mean he gotta go ’round actin’ like a boss hog. Gitchu some sense, boy.” – Proverbs 17:16 (Hillbilly Version)
Yo listen up, don’t be absurd,
God’s patience is real, haven’t you heard?
He ain’t slow, He’s just waiting on ya,
To turn from sin and come closer.
So don’t worry ’bout His timing,
Just focus on your repenting,
‘Cuz when it’s go time, He’s gonna deliver,
And yo, that’s something you can shiver about, holla!
BREAKING: Romans 12:10 commands us to love one another deeply, putting others before ourselves. This groundbreaking message overturns self-serving tendencies and emphasizes compassionate action. With this radical call for love, we witness a renewed spirit of community and kindness spreading among believers. Stay tuned for more on this game-changing teaching from the Bible. #LoveOneAnother #Romans1210
“Well now, in that there book o’ Isaiah, it says that the Lawd ain’t a-gonna break nothin’ or give up on nobody. Yessiree, he’s gonna keep on keepin’ on until justice is served up right. And ain’t nobody gonna stop him from doin’ what’s right.”
Marriage is a sacred covenant between two people, and cultivating a godly marriage requires both biblical principles and practical applications. As adults, we must prioritize our relationship with our spouse and prioritize God in our lives to have a fulfilling and lasting marriage.
Three random fictitious conversations between Judas Iscariot and Boaz about The Jamaican Bobsled Team. That might have taken place at various times in history… But
Jesus said we gotta be born of water and the spirit,
It’s not about simply jumpin’ in a river and steerin’ it.
Nah, we need a transformation that runs deep,
A renewin’ of the soul that ain’t nothin’ like sleep.
So get ready, get set, get baptized –
It’s a new life that you can’t buy or disguise.
Repent and be baptized for the forgiveness of sins! 3000 saved. #Pentecost #Acts2
