Matthew 5:28 Verse of the Day Meme.
“Scrolling through ‘gram, accidentally make disciples of all nations.”
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“Scrolling through ‘gram, accidentally make disciples of all nations.”
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Yo dudes, check this out from Hebrews 12:7-11 in the ultimate stoner way! So, it’s like when the universe teaches ya some hard lessons, don’t moan and groan. Just remember, it’s all ’cause the universe loves you, bro. Like a good father, it disciplines us to keep us on the righteous path. Stay groovy! Peace out, man!
Well, now, in them days, old Isaiah was sittin’ here mindin’ his own business, when he done gone seen the good Lord, all high and mighty, sittin’ all fancy on his throne, with them angel critters flappin’ their wings. And Isaiah says, “I’m a goner, Lord! I’m a lowly feller, jest a common nobody.”
Yo listen up, don’t be playin’ no game
If you keep on sinning, you’re putting God to shame
There ain’t no sacrifice that can save your soul
So don’t be acting like you’re in control
Time to straighten up, stop acting so slick
Or you’ll be facing judgment, real quick!
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Chris, you are most like David from the Bible.
1. The Healing of Naaman (2 Kings 5:1-15): In this story, Naaman, a powerful commander in the Syrian army, suffered from a disease called leprosy.
“Yo man, check it out, I got this verse that’s straight trippy! Like, I can do everything, I mean everything, bro! Through this cosmic force that’s lit, no limits, man! It’s like the universe is on my side, ya dig? I’m unstoppable, unstoppable! Livin’ the high life, no need to come down!”
Well y’all, in the year ol’ King Uzziah kicked the bucket, reckon I had me a vision, I swear on ma moonshine. I done seen the good Lord, sittin’ on a mighty fancy throne, all robed up, with angels flappin’ around, singin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” Y’all, it was somethin’ to behold!
Evangelical View on Being Born Again: Evangelicals believe in the concept of being “born again” as an important and transformative experience in a person’s spiritual