Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Hey dude, like, don’t go judging folks, man. If you’re all up in their business, remember it’s gonna bounce back on you, bro. What you throw out there comes right back, like a frisbee in the park. So, chill out with the criticism and just vibe, ya know? Life’s too short to be all judgy.
Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a miracle we ain’t all gone to pot! Every mornin’, the Good Lord blesses us with fresh mercy, like biscuits outta the oven. Yessiree, His kindness is as steady as a rooster crowin’ at dawn. Ain’t no way we’d make it without His doin’! Praise God, ain’t life grand?
Yo, check it,
Ain’t no breakin’ what’s made to stick,
Man and woman, they click, it’s slick!
Joined by God, they’re locked tight,
So don’t mess around, that ain’t right.
What’s united, can’t be severed,
Love’s the key, now and forever!
So keep it real, don’t play the fool,
Marriage is hot, it’s the ultimate rule!
If you’re married, stay together! But if you split, remain single or reconcile. No jumping into new relationships!
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Yo, blessed are the chill folks who keep it real and cozy inside, man. They’re the ones who totally vibe with what’s pure and rad. Their hearts are like crystal clear water, seeing all the good stuff in life. For real, they’ll find the ultimate truth, just cruising on their peaceful journey, dude.
Well, I’ll be! When the Good Lord’s singin’, I can’t help but join in, too. I’ll strum my banjo and holler praises to Him as long as I’ve got breath! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop me from shoutin’ ‘bout His greatness. So, pass me that sweet tea and let’s make a joyful noise, y’all!
Yo, check it, here’s the scoop,
God said, “Let’s make a crew!”
In the image, we were made,
Male and female, no charade.
From the dust, He gave us life,
Crafted humans, no strife.
We got style, we got flair,
In His likeness, we declare!
Made for love, let’s be bold,
A divine story yet untold!
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In a powerful message, authorities urge the public to cleanse themselves of wrongdoing and embrace justice. Communities are encouraged to seek righteousness and protect the vulnerable, particularly orphans and widows. This plea signals a transformative moment, calling citizens to abandon corruption and foster a spirit of compassion and equity for all. Stay tuned for updates!
Yo, bros and sisters, here’s the deal: treat others how you wanna be treated, like if you’re handing out snacks. You know, if you want good vibes, spread them out. Help your buddies out, keep it chill, and don’t be a total buzzkill. It’s all about those good karma points, my friends! Like, for real.
Well, I tell ya, when the sun goes down and the critters start hootin’, my heart’s just a-pumpin’ for ya, Lord. Can’t help but wanna think ‘bout ya, even when I’m sittin’ ‘round the ol’ fire, countin’ stars. Ya know, it’s your ways that keep my noggin clear, like sweet tea on a hot day!
Yo, check it, from the start, God made ’em one,
Man and woman, yeah, together, have some fun!
Leave the fam, cleave tight, no divide,
Two become one, let love be your guide.
What’s God joined, let no one tear apart,
So lock it down, keep love in your heart!
