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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 10:31!

Dude, whatever you do, whether you’re chowing down on some dank munchies or crushing it at a party, do it all for the chill vibes and to give props to the big man upstairs. So whether you’re nomming or partying, make sure you’re doing it with love and respect for the big dude in the sky, man.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 1:27!

Yo, in Rom 1:27 it’s clear to see
Men ditch women but it ain’t meant to be
They burn with lust, doin’ what’s obscene
Leavin’ natural desires, know what I mean?
Guys with guys, doin’ wrong
Reap what they sow, don’t last long
So listen up y’all, don’t go astray
Keep it natural, in love, every day!

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Breaking News ### Colossians 3:16 ###

“Breaking News: Colossians 3:16 advises believers to let the message of Christ dwell in them richly as they teach and admonish one another with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs. This verse highlights the importance of spiritual growth and guidance within the Christian community. Stay tuned for more biblical updates.”

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 1:26-29!

So, like, check it, dudes. Remember when you were picked for the team and you were all, “Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal?” Well, not a lot of us were all that, but God picked us anyway. He’s all about flipping the script and using the unexpected to show off his game, ya know?

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Romans 15:4!

Well now, over yonder in Romans 15:4 it says, “The Good Book gives us hope and gives us learnin’ so we don’t give up.” It’s like a roadmap to gettin’ through life, y’all. We best be payin’ attention to what it’s tryin’ to teach us!

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Verse of the Day Rap of Galatians 5:19-21!

Yo listen up, I gotta lay it down
All those bad vibes, gotta turn around
No more hatin’, no more jealousy
No more parties with immorality
Keep it real, keep it honest, that’s the way to be
Cause if you don’t, you ain’t gonna be rollin’ with me

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Breaking News ### Hebrews 12:28 ###

Breaking: Hebrews 12:28- “Therefore, since we are receiving a kingdom that cannot be shaken, let us be thankful, and so worship God acceptably with reverence and awe.” Stay tuned for more updates on this powerful message on how to approach God with gratitude and reverence. #Hebrews12:28 #breakingnews #BibleVerse

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Chillax Verse of the Day Corinthians 8:1!

“Brothers and sisters, let me tell you, it’s all about being chill and considerate of others, man. Keep your vibes cool and don’t let your ego trip get in the way of showing love to your fellow humans, ya dig? Peace and love, brothers and sisters.”

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 34:18!

Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ from the Good Book, Psalm 34:18 says, “The Lord is nigh unto them that have a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.” Basically, the good Lord is close to folks who are feelin’ down and picks ’em up when they’re feelin’ low.

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