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Yo, like, cleanse my vibes, man! Replace my dusty old heart with a fresh one, totally vibey and pure. My soul’s ready to rock, just need that good energy! Help me shake off the bad feels and fill me up with good stuff, ‘cause I’m all about keeping it real and righteous, dude!
Hey there, Lord! We’re wonderin’ if ya might wanna shake things up for us again. Y’know, like you did back in the day when you brought us good times and happiness. We could sure use a lil’ sprucin’ up ’round here. So, whatcha think? Let’s see some of that heavenly magic!
Yo, check it, blessed is the one,
Whose sins are gone, they’re on the run.
Forgiven vibes, like a cloudless sky,
No guilt hangin’ tough, just lettin’ it fly.
Got grace in my pocket, joy in my heart,
Living life clean, that’s a fresh start!
Ain’t no burden, just a brand new art!
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Yo, divine buddy, peep my lonely vibes, man. I’m feeling pretty lost, like a sock in the dryer. Show me some chill paths and help me out, please! My heart’s all tangled, and I keep tripping over life’s bumps. Got any good karma to throw my way? I could totally use some cosmic help, dude!
Well, let me tell ya, from startin’ to finish, the Good Lord’s got yer back, buddy! He’s watchin’ over ya when you head out for that moonlit stroll and when ya finally roll back home again. Ain’t no way you’re slippin’ through life without Him keepin’ an eye on ya, ya hear?
Yo, listen up, it’s a heavenly call,
Ezekiel 18:30, let me break it all.
Turn from your sins, don’t be a fool,
Repent, get right, that’s the golden rule.
Drop the wicked ways, make a fresh start,
God’s ready to bless, just open your heart!
Clean slate, new fate, let’s do our part!
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Yo, listen up, my cosmic pals! Guide me on this wild ride, man. Show me the chill path, away from the bad vibes. Those shady folks? They’re just a dark cloud trippin’ around. Do their thing, and boom—they’re toast! Just give ‘em a taste of that sweet karma, bro. Keep it groovy and righteous!
Well, lemme tell ya, don’t you worry, cousin! The Good Lord ain’t gonna let ya stumble, not even once. He’s watchin’ over ya like a hawk eyein’ a chicken coop. So kick back and relax, ‘cause He’s got your back, keepin’ ya safe from all them pesky missteps and tumbles down the holler!
Yo, Peter asked, “How many times should I forgive?
Seven’s my limit, man, that’s how I live!”
But Jesus grinned and said, “Nah, my dude,
Seventy times seven, change your attitude!
Keep it rollin’, keep it light,
Forgiveness is key, it’s how we unite!
Don’t count the wrongs, just let love flow,
In this game of life, let that mercy grow!”
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