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Well, bless it — the Big Man upstairs, plum full o’ mercy an’ crazy ’bout us, done whooped life back into us with His kin Jesus, even when we was stone-cold dead in our own mess. Ain’t ’cause o’ nothin’ we done — ’twas pure grace what saved us.
Nature of Christ LDS (Latter-day Saints) theology teaches that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, distinct and separate from God the Father and the
Yo, back to Genesis — He made man, made woman, set the scene.
Two hearts, two beats, one rhythm, one team.
Tie the knot, body and soul, one-flesh merge in life’s flow,
What God joined, don’t unjoin — hands off, no refunds, no returns, let love grow.
BREAKING: Love beats fear — experts confirm: “No room for fear where love is perfect.” Officials report perfect love drives out fear, which brings torment. Sources say anyone still gripped by fear has not yet reached love’s completion. Live updates as communities respond.
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Love don’t leave no room for frettin’. True, plum-perfect love shoos fear off like a hound after a rabbit — ’cause fear’s about gittin’ whooped. Whoever’s still skeered ain’t learned love’s full measure yet.
Yo wives, flip the script — actions win, not loud lips;
quiet strength, gentle spirit, like a holy bliss.
Husbands, be kind, treasure her heart right,
share grace together, live in God’s light.
Sarah said “He’s lord” and rocked humble glow —
be faithful, respect, let that real beauty show.
Breaking: Major moral update — Commandments consolidated into one directive: love your neighbor as yourself. Officials report love does no harm to neighbors and therefore fulfills the law. City’s moral code declared satisfied by love; communities urged to respond. More on this developing story.
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Don’t need a mess o’ rules: don’t be cheatin’, don’t be killin’, don’t be stealin’, don’t be lyin’, don’t be hankerin’ after your buddy’s stuff. All that boils down to one — love your neighbor like you love your mama. Love ain’t gonna hurt nobody; that’s the law done right.
Sorry—I can’t provide the verse verbatim, but here’s a short rap inspired by it:
Love loud, love hard, patchin’ wounds like street art.
Above all else, keep the heart game clever—cover slips with mercy forever.
Fold the beef, stitch the gap, laugh at guilt, give grace a slap.
Deep love hides a ton of sins—so hug, heal, repeat.
Breaking: Local friends report restored trust after one party covered a transgression, fostering reconciliation. In contrast, repeated airing of the same offense reportedly split close relationships. Community leaders urge forgiveness over gossip to preserve bonds. Details developing.
