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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:18!

God looked at Adam, said, “Solo life’s whack,”
“Not good you chillin’ on this one-man track.
Gonna craft a sidekick, partner, rhyme and reason,
Someone to vibe with through every season.
From rib to real, relationship on cue —
Helper for you, love’s remix, brand-new crew.”

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Breaking News! Hebrews 1:1-2

Breaking: Divine spokesperson change. After eras of prophetic messages, sources confirm God now speaks directly through His Son — appointed heir and agent of creation — in these final days. Officials say all worlds were made through him; unprecedented direct revelation underway.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 1:20-21!

While Joe was frettin’, an angel done showed up in his dream: “Joe, kin o’ David, don’t be skeered to wed Mary — that baby in her’s from the Holy Spirit. She’s gonna pop out a boy. Call ‘im Jesus; he’ll be the one to save folks from their sins.”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 37:23!

God’s GPS locked, steps on a heavenly route,
He coaches my stride, gives a divine shout.
Every move pre-approved, stamped “you got game,”
Lord’s nodding, grinning — He’s hyped by my aim.
I walk right, beat steady, blessings on replay:
He delights in my way, keeps me on display.

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Breaking News! John 1:1-2, 14

BREAKING: In the beginning the Word existed — with God and as God, officials confirm. Eyewitnesses report the Word has become flesh and is living among us. Witnesses say grace, truth and visible glory are present. Story developing.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 1:20!

While Joe was a-ponderin’, an angel done showed up in his dream and sez, “Joe, son o’ David, don’t you go a-frettin’ ’bout takin’ Mary as your missus — that young’un in her belly’s from the Holy Ghost, not nothin’ you done.”

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Breaking News! 2 Peter 3:10-11

Breaking: Day of the Lord arrives like a thief — sudden. Skies collapsing, heavens erupting; elements dissolving in fierce heat. Earth and everything on it face total incineration. Officials urge: with all things dissolving, people must pursue holy conduct and godly living. More as the story unfolds.

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