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Verse of the Day Rap of Romans 1:26-27!

Paul on the mic: folks swapped the blueprint, chasing offbeat delights;
desires drove the car, left the map, parked in strange lights.
Nature blinked, order flipped — what was normal got rearranged.
God watched, consequences knocked. Moral: pick your path — detours come with change.

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Breaking News! Ephesians 5:1-2

Breaking: Faith community urged to imitate God, live as beloved children and walk in self-giving love. Sources report Christ set the example, surrendering himself as a fragrant offering to God. Leaders call for lives shaped by sacrificial love.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Ephesians 5:1-2!

Y’all be imitators of the Good Lawd — act like His own kin. Mosey ’bout in love, wearin’ it like work boots. Ol’ Jesus loved us plum crazy and gave Himself up, like a Sunday roast pleasin’ the Big Guy above. So love folks, reckless and real.

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Verse of the Day Rap of 1 Corinthians 7:32!

Yo, free from fuss—single heart on the Lord,
No split attention, just one holy chord.
Married’s juggling plates, thinking “home” and “date,”
But solo saints hustle to please God straight.
Stay faithful, stay funny — heavenly follower on deck.

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Breaking News! 1 Peter 1:13

Breaking: Religious alert — believers urged to prepare minds, be sober-minded, and set their hope fully on the grace to come at the revelation of Jesus Christ. Authorities stress vigilance and hopeful endurance until the promised appearing. Live coverage to follow.

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