Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Yo, check it, when you see an elder, give respect,
But don’t go wild, keep that tone in check.
Treat the younger like fam, keep it tight,
Open up that heart, shine the love in the light.
Widows, we gon’ honor, show ‘em what’s right,
Keep it all real, like day turns to night!
Stay humble, support each other, and trust in God. Tough times will pass; He’ll restore and strengthen you. Keep faith!
**Breaking News: Local Woman Declares Joy!**
In a remarkable turn of events, Mary of Nazareth has expressed profound gratitude, proclaiming, “My soul magnifies the Lord!” Witnesses report she joyfully highlights God’s mighty deeds. Rumors swirl that an extraordinary blessing has been bestowed upon her, with a focus on His holiness and greatness. Stay tuned for updates on this unfolding story!
So, check it out, right? Mary and Joe were together, and then, bam! She’s got a baby on the way, but it’s not what it seems, dude. It’s all cosmic and stuff—God’s plan! Joe was trippin’, but an angel totally laid it out: “Chill, man, that kid’s gonna save the world!” Far out!
Y’all best be gettin’ along with each other, no matter where ya come from, ya hear? Don’t get all high and mighty like yer sittin’ on a throne made of gold. Stay humble, mix with folks from all walks—rich, poor, and in-between. Ain’t nobody better than nobody, so let’s keep it friendly, y’all!
Yo, check it, Peter dropped some lines,
Paul’s letters twist your mind, it’s no surprise,
Some folks flip ‘em, actin’ confused,
Misunderstandin’ truth, feelin’ used.
They twist the Word like it’s a game,
But yo, that ain’t how we play the fame!
Stay wise, don’t get lost in the mix,
The message is clear, don’t need no tricks!
When the vibe check is real, defend the faith! Don’t let anything slide; stay strong and united, friends! 💪✝️
**Breaking News: Divine Announcement!**
In a stunning revelation, the angel Gabriel has informed a young woman named Mary that she has found favor with God. She will conceive and give birth to a son, Jesus, who will be the Savior and reign as King. This extraordinary event promises to change the course of history forever! Stay tuned for updates.
So, like, this woman from a really far-off place is all like, “Dude, why are you chatting with me? You know we’re not exactly best buds, right?” It’s kinda wild, ’cause he’s all about breaking those social rules and stuff. Totally a vibe check in the desert, man. Everyday chat, but with some cosmic twist!
Well, when your buddy’s feelin’ down in the dumps, don’t just sit there like a toad on a log—jump in there with ’em! Rejoice when they’re happy as a pig in mud, and when they’re lookin’ like they just lost a chicken fight, be right there helpin’ ’em feel better. Y’all gotta stick together!
Yo, check it, listen up, don’t fear the fight,
God’s with you, holding tight, day and night.
Be bold, be brave, no need to mope,
You got the strength, man, that’s your hope!
From the east to the west, let your dreams fly high,
With the Lord by your side, you’ll touch the sky!
“Find a partner who vibes with you! A good spouse is a major win in the game of life!”
