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Verse of the Day Rap of Revelation 1:1!

Yo, Revelation came through — Jesus Christ on cue,
God handed the vision, future scenes in view.
Angel tapped John, “Listen, write and sign,”
Servants get the heads-up — no spoilers, it’s lit, what’s coming, soon in line.
Prophetic beats drop — wake up, watch, and shine.

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Breaking News! John 6:35

Breaking News: Jesus announces, “I am the Bread of Life.” He vows anyone who comes to him will never hunger and anyone who believes in him will never thirst. Live updates as crowds react.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 2:18!

God looked at Adam, said, “Solo life’s whack,”
“Not good you chillin’ on this one-man track.
Gonna craft a sidekick, partner, rhyme and reason,
Someone to vibe with through every season.
From rib to real, relationship on cue —
Helper for you, love’s remix, brand-new crew.”

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Breaking News! Hebrews 1:1-2

Breaking: Divine spokesperson change. After eras of prophetic messages, sources confirm God now speaks directly through His Son — appointed heir and agent of creation — in these final days. Officials say all worlds were made through him; unprecedented direct revelation underway.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Matthew 1:20-21!

While Joe was frettin’, an angel done showed up in his dream: “Joe, kin o’ David, don’t be skeered to wed Mary — that baby in her’s from the Holy Spirit. She’s gonna pop out a boy. Call ‘im Jesus; he’ll be the one to save folks from their sins.”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 37:23!

God’s GPS locked, steps on a heavenly route,
He coaches my stride, gives a divine shout.
Every move pre-approved, stamped “you got game,”
Lord’s nodding, grinning — He’s hyped by my aim.
I walk right, beat steady, blessings on replay:
He delights in my way, keeps me on display.

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Breaking News! John 1:1-2, 14

BREAKING: In the beginning the Word existed — with God and as God, officials confirm. Eyewitnesses report the Word has become flesh and is living among us. Witnesses say grace, truth and visible glory are present. Story developing.

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