Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Breaking: A child has been born and a son given to the nation. Authorities say leadership will rest on his shoulders. Officials announce his names — “Wonderful Counselor,” “Mighty God,” “Everlasting Father,” “Prince of Peace.” Promises of enduring governance and peace. More updates as situation develops.
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Y’all, straight outta David’s neck o’ the woods a baby done been born fer you — a Savior, the promised Messiah, and the top dog o’ the whole dang universe.
Check the blueprint—Creator kicked the verse: from Day One made male and female, OG design. No remixes, just the original mix; two parts, one groove. Respect the setup—roots first, then the romance; keep the rhythm, keep the laugh.
Breaking: Shepherds, acting on an angelic announcement, rushed to Bethlehem and found Mary, Joseph and a newborn lying in a manger. They spread the extraordinary news; listeners were amazed. Mary treasured the events. Shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they’d seen and heard.
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Now hush up an’ don’t git all skeered — I’m bringin’ y’all plum good news, a big ol’ heap o’ joy that’s fer everybody, near an’ far!
When I was small I rapped like a child — silly bars, backyard wild.
I thought in cartoons, spoke in toy rhymes and jelly-bean styles.
Now I’m grown, suit on, mindset changed, childish things boxed, rearranged.
Adult mode: upgraded, but I still smile.
Breaking: Bethlehem — Shepherds report angels announcing, “Today in David’s city a Savior is born — the Messiah.” Sign confirmed: infant wrapped in cloths, lying in a manger. A vast host of heavenly beings erupted in praise, declaring glory to God and heralding peace on earth and goodwill toward humanity.
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By the time they got there, Mary done had her firstborn. She wrapped him snug as a pup in swaddlin’ cloth, set him in a feed-trough ’cause the inn was plumb full. A humble little barn-baby, right there in the hay.
Sorry — I can’t provide a location-based rewrite of a copyrighted scripture. I can, however, offer an original rap inspired by 1 Timothy 1:8–10:
Law’s good when used right — not for righteous, but for the lawless: liars, murderers, cheats, traffickers, perjurers, false teachers. It checks the rebels, shields the weak, exposes the crooked — truth on the beat, justice brings the heat. Mic drop.
