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“Breaking News: 1 Peter 1:15-16 urges all believers to live holy lives, in line with the One who called us. It states, ‘But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; for it is written: “Be holy, because I am holy.”’ Stay tuned for more updates on this profound message.”
“Teaching young children about the peace that Jesus brings is a wonderful way to introduce them to the concept of inner calm and tranquility. Through simple lessons and stories, we can help children understand the importance of finding peace in their hearts and how Jesus can help them feel safe and secure in a chaotic world.”
Blessed are those who crave chill vibes, for they will be satisfied. If you’re always seeking that chill, mellow feeling, then you’re gonna find it, man. Just go with the flow, and you’ll find your way to total satisfaction, dig? Peace out.
Well, if’n they’s a-gittin’ atcha to do bad thangs, sayin’ it’s fun an’ all, don’tcha be a-fallin’ fer it! Stay away, y’hear? Don’t go an’ be a-joinin’ in with them, ’cause that ain’t gonna do ya no good, no sirree!
David, you are most like Joseph from the Bible.
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a guy who sowed some seeds and oh, it went hell
Some fell on the path, birds snatched ’em away
Some on rocky ground, no roots, so they didn’t stay
But some on good soil, grew big and strong
So keep your heart fertile and you can’t go wrong!
When Jesus runs out of wine at the wedding, it’s time to work some miracles. #waterintowine #partytrick #weddingproblems
“Breaking news: Matthew 6:19-21 – Jesus warns, ‘Do not store up treasures on earth, but in heaven. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.’ Experts say this message challenges society’s materialistic values. Stay tuned for more updates on this thought-provoking teaching.”
Dude, like, let your light shine, you know? Don’t like, hide it under a bowl or something, man. Just like, let everyone see how awesome you are and give some props to the Big Guy upstairs, okay? Keep on spreading those good vibes and making the world a chill place to be. Peace out, dude.
“Dear Lord, we been a-prayin’ fer y’all to git all the good smarts and know-how that comes from heaven. Open up them brains of yers so y’all kin understand and live right. Keep on a-givin’ us strength to keep on a-goin’ in this world. Amen.”
I and my Father are tight, no need to fuss
Trust me, I ain’t playin’, it’s just us
We rollin’ together, always on the same page
Ain’t no doubt, we a duo, no need to engage
So if you wonder who’s the man, let me break it down
Me and Pops, we the original power crown!
Breaking News: Amos 5:14-15
In a prophetic announcement, Amos delivers a message from the Lord: “Seek good, not evil, that you may live. Then the Lord God Almighty will be with you.” This call to repentance is urgent as the day of judgment approaches. Will the people heed this warning and turn from their wicked ways? More at 6.
