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Breaking News: 1 John 3:11 “This is the message you heard from the beginning: We should love one another.” The ancient letter, attributed to the apostle John, calls for love and unity among believers. This timeless message encourages a culture of compassion and understanding, promoting peace and harmony within the community. Stay tuned for more updates.
Yo, check it – Jesus did so many dope miracles, but that ain’t even the half of it. He did it all to show his true colors and spread the good word. The whole point is to believe in him and have eternal life. Straight up. Peace out.
“God don’t like no divorce, no way, no how. That’s a fact, ya hear? He wants folks to stick together ’til the cows come home. So quit yer fussin’ and fightin’ and start lovin’ like the good Lord wants ya to. Amen, y’all.”
Silas, you are most like King Saul from the Bible.
Silas, you are most like Joseph from the Bible.
Hey everyone, it’s Ariana Grande here! So, let’s talk about the Bible book of Genesis. It’s all about the creation of the world and the
Arrr matey! Gather ’round and let me tell ya the story of the book of Matthew from the good ol’ Bible. This here book is
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the famous Plankton here to tell you all about the Book of Revelation! Let me tell you, this book
Three random fictitious conversations between Herod the Great and Deborah about Movies. That might have taken place at various times in history… But did not!
Yo, I know your deeds, and who’s got the keys?
I see you shining, no need to please
You’re in the book of life, no need to grieve
I’ll never erase you, just stay on my sleeve
I’ll confess your name, up in the heavenly scene
So keep it real, and you’ll stay on my team
Breaking News: 1 John 4:10
In a stunning revelation, the Bible declares that “This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins.” The world is abuzz with this message of love and sacrifice from the highest authority – God himself. Stay tuned for more updates.
“Dude, like, there’s, like, totally a huge harvest out there, but, like, not enough peeps to, like, bring it in. Bummer, man. So, like, let’s all pray and, like, ask the boss to send more peeps to, like, help out. It’s gonna be gnarly, bro.”
