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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Galatians 5:22-23!

Well let me tell ya, fruits a’ the spirit are love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, n’ self control. Like a frog on a hot rock, these here qualities should be growin’ in ya heart like weeds in a cornfield. Git to harvestin’ them fruits, y’all! Amen y’all!

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Verse of the Day Rap of Psalm 119:143!

Fear and dread has come upon me,
My knees are shaking, can’t you see?
But I still keep your law in my heart,
Even though this fear’s tearing me apart.
I may be scared, but I won’t stray,
Just gonna rap and pray all day!

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Breaking News ### 1 Corinthians 1:10 ###

BREAKING: In a letter to the Corinthians, Paul urges unity and solidarity among believers, declaring, “I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you.” Stay tuned for more updates. #UnityInChrist

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Sacrificial Love

Teaching young children about sacrificial love can be an important foundation for their understanding of the Christian faith. In 1 John 3:16, we are reminded of the ultimate act of love when Jesus laid down his life for us. By sharing this message with children, we can help them grasp the selfless and unconditional love that God has for all of us.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 8:1!

Dude, like, no condemnation for those who chill in the zone of the Spirit, okay? It’s all good vibes, man. So, like, chill out and be stoked about life instead of stressing over, like, harsh judgments, dude. Just vibe with the Spirit and enjoy the ride, bro. Peace out.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day 2 Corinthians 5:21!

Cletus went on and said, “God done turned me into a good ol’ boy, even though I ain’t worth nothin’. He took my mess of sin and swapped it for some holiness. Now I can strut around like I own the place, all thanks to that there Jesus feller.”

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Embracing Intimacy in Your Golden Years

As we age, intimacy becomes more important than ever. Embracing intimacy in your golden years can bring joy, satisfaction, and improved health. Whether you’re exploring new relationships or deepening existing ones, sex over 60 can be a fulfilling experience. It’s never too late to prioritize your sexual well-being and enjoy the benefits of intimacy in your senior years.

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Verse of the Day Rap of Acts 16:22-40!

Lydia flipped her lid, let Paul crash at her crib
This man was causing a stir, casting out impure blur
Thrown in jail, didn’t wail, sang hymns without fail
Earthquake shook them awake, chains broke, no mistake
Guard saved, can’t behave, baptized and gave thanks
Paul, Silas threw shade, got paid, on their way, don’t delay!

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