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Dude, the Centurion and the other bros with him saw the gnarly earthquake and the crazy stuff that went down when JC bit it, and they were totally tripped out, saying, “This dude must’ve been the Son of God, like, for real, man.”
“We done all sinned and ain’t got no grace, but through Jesus we kin all be saved, y’all. God done took pity on us and give us a free pass, just ’cause he loves us so much. Yeehaw, thank ya, Jesus!”
Yo, I’ve made mistakes, there’s no denying
Nobody’s perfect, we all be lying
But don’t let it bring you down, stay strong
Learn from the past and move along
Ain’t no one on this earth who ain’t done wrong
So keep your head up and just carry on!
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When my vibe gets heavy, I turn to the Most High – he never lets me down. I’m chillin’ and groovin’ in his kindness, and his lovin’ is like dynamite. He slides me messages, shows me the way, and sets me on a righteous path. Peace out.
Well I swanee, when old Jesus went down to the river, the Holy Spirit done come down on Him like a ol’ dove. And the good Lord said, “This here is my beloved Son, in whom I am right proud.” Yessir, a mighty fine moment it was.
Yo, God, have mercy on me, I ain’t perfect, can’t you see?
Blot out my sins, clean me up like a tide of Lysol.
I’ve messed up, God, I’m sorry,
I need your forgiveness, don’t ignore me.
Wash me clean from all my wrongs,
I wanna be righteous, can we get along?
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You are like, the light of the world. You’re like a big ol’ city on top of a hill, everyone can see you. Don’t be hiding your light, let it shine and let everyone see the good stuff you do. It’s like, letting your light shine in a dark world, dude.
Well, let me tell y’all, Jesus done saved us from our sinful ways. Ain’t no need to follow them old laws no more, ’cause God’s grace be showerin’ down on us like rain. We just gotta believe in Him and He gonna make us righteous. Praise the Lord!
Yo, Isaiah 1:18, let me break it down,
“Though your sins be like scarlet, I can make ’em white as snow,
You wanna be clean, I got the hook-up, bro!
Just come reason with me and we’ll make it right,
Your sin ain’t no match for my cleansing light!”
