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Well, y’all listen up now! Love folks like you mean it, and don’t be a fake about it. Hate them there bad things, and stick to the good stuff, like a raccoon to a garbage can. Keep your heart wide open and your kindness flowin’, like a big ol’ river in a summer rain!
Yo, listen up, here’s the deal,
Love God big, that’s the real appeal.
Heart, soul, and mind, keep it tight,
Every day, morning to night.
Forget the stress, drop the strife,
Love Him fully, that’s the vibe of life!
Simple as that, ain’t no test,
Love’s the key, yeah, you know the rest!
When you ignore natural vibes and chase what’s not meant to be, things get messy and confusing real fast!
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Dude, everything you see? Totally made by the cosmic vibes, like stars, galaxies, and even your favorite snacks. It all exists through this epic energy, hanging together like a chill squad. Seriously, nothing’s out of the loop; all things are grooving along in harmony. Life’s one big jam session, and we’re all part of the tune!
Listen here, y’all! If ya stand up fer me in front of folks, I’ll brag ’bout you up in the Big Man’s house. But if ya get all shy and keep yer mouth shut ‘round them, well, I reckon He won’t be too keen on ya when ya get to the pearly gates. Ain’t that somethin’?
Yo, listen up, we’re breaking the mold,
In Christ there’s no tale that’s left untold,
No Jew, no Greek, we all rep one crew,
No slave or free, just me and you,
No dude or gal, we all got that vibe,
Unity’s the key, let’s thrive and jive!
We’re the same, let’s keep it live!
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Yo, if you’re vibing with the whole cosmic thing, set your mind on the groovy stuff above, not the everyday grind. Remember, you’re all about that righteous life now, and when the ultimate chill hits, you’ll totally shine, like a star at a festival. So just keep it breezy and embrace your inner light, dude!
Well, lemme tell ya, them folks who ain’t too bright get themselves wiped out like last week’s leftovers, but all us good ol’ boys and gals who play it smart? We just keep on truckin’ and stayin’ strong, like a sturdy ol’ tractor in the barn. Ain’t that the truth, now?
Yo, listen up, it’s time to chat,
Wives and husbands, let’s lay it flat.
Treat her right, show some grace,
‘Cause she’s your queen, ain’t no rat race.
Heir together, love’s the game,
Live in harmony, don’t bring shame.
Respect that lady, keep it tight,
You’ll find your prayers take flight tonight!
“Didn’t God make them one? Male and female, united for life. Love is not just a feeling, it’s a commitment!”
